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banhammer

A banhammer is a fictional weapon imagined to be weilded by administrators of online forums and computer games. In some games, such as Blockland, there is an actual banhammer that can be wielded by admins.
N00B: afsdgoadfbhoa
N00B: aqmeriggnouisbnf
N00B: alhgedfghaerdghoaudfhg
Admin: *uses banhammer*
INFO: N00B has been banned for: "text spam"
by Ticamai January 9, 2010
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bantasmagorical

Banter that is so banterous, above The Archbishop of Banterbury, Banter Claus, and Bantersauras Rex. Used to describe high class banter.
Wow, that was so bantasmagorical!!!
by The Banterclaus October 22, 2010
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bantar

A 6 string banjo combining the words Banjo and Guitar.
I like to play the Deliverance theme with my Bantar
by Jawshh December 7, 2005
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banhammer

Weapon weilded by mods at Something Awful to kill accounts
Lowtax wields the banhammer with precision.
by Pidge May 26, 2003
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Bantai

Junkie give-up, Junkie hobo
Got any weed, Bantai?
by Ramesh Brahmadathan February 26, 2004
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Bantasy

A situation that is bantastic, that you have always wanted to happen.
Person 1: 'I'm going on my gap yah tomorrow to Ghanaaah, it's always been a bantasy of mine.'

Person 2: 'Yeah, I've bantasised about travelling as well.'
by Olliwog June 23, 2011
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Bastamental

A belief/way of life, based around living to the fullest. The most challenging part about this, is learning your personal/individual "fullness". The main goal of being a basta is to reach a sense of "perfection". The beauty of this belief is that "perfection" is ever changing to adapt to life, knowledge, age, and other surroundings. Therefore supplying an endless learning experience.

The hardest task is the Out of Body Experience. By mastering this art, certain powers are available to anyone.

Such as:

1. Meeting other people in an Out of Body Experience

2. The power to manipulate, subliminally alter, curse, and build up other people's mind. Through speaking to an unwary person/soul, you can even send someone into spiraling suicidal depression.

Common practices/activities:

1. Out of Body Experience (For mental and spiritual development)

2. Lucid Dreaming (Recreational)

3. Self Hypnosis (Optional)(For enhancing personal attributes)

Origin of Word: Given that most people could not possibly begin to understand the concept, the name "Bastamental"

The root words are Bastard Mentalist (or Mental)

bas·tard

3.something irregular, inferior, spurious, or unusual.

Spurious, the main source of the definition of bastard

spu·ri·ous/ˈspyo͝orēəs/

Not being what it purports to be; false or fake: Along the lines of reasoning Apparently but not actually valid: "this spurious reasoning results in nonsense".
Only through mediation and Out of Body Experiences will the path be shown of Bastamental
by Bastamental [Himself] November 30, 2011
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