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Band kid 

Stupid dumbass smelly ass kids who don't shut the fuck up tapping their fingers trynna make music get the fuck out here they fucking smell and are all annoying
band kid: you want to hang out fella
person: nah fuck you stinky ass band kid
Band kid by Niggaballs44 January 14, 2024

Band kid 

group of people who are in band, walk with their arms making a upside-down L, think “smol bean” and a large amount of cussing in one sentence is funny
John: “Hey, Look at these band kids”
Band kids: “Falls from 5 feet and FUCKING dies on the FUCKING ground from a STUPID-ASS child molester”
John: Kill yourself
Band kid: “no u :3”
Band kid by kurxzo February 4, 2024

Band kid 

Nerdiest but coolest mfs you'll ever meet
"Nerd!"
"Yeah, I'm a band kid"
Band kid by BestBariInTheWest February 24, 2024

Band Kid 

Someone who is racist, homophobic, transphobic, autistic, and generally offensive
"Oh yeah, forgot to mention, we're Band Kids."
Band Kid by That_Bandkid March 8, 2024

Band Kid Humor 

A term used for outdated, unfunny, ‘le random XD’ humor. Band kids aren’t funny. If you call them out on it they begin to melt.
Oh my god dude look at this funny vine!”
“You have band kid humor.”
“Wh-what... No! What have you done?!”

Band Kid Syndrome 

Symptoms: Walking in time with nearby people, humming band music, rhythmically tapping/drumming on desks, air and other objects with hand held items such pencils, pens, rulers, ect.
"I swear, that kid had Band Kid Syndrome so badly its kind of scary."
Band Kid Syndrome by "The provider" February 19, 2020