A bone in the penis (penis bone, boner) usually found in most mammals, like dogs, cats, and walruses. Humans do not have a baculum(erections are caused by blood flow); but girls have the the analogous equivalent- a Clitorus.
In other words, it's the actual missing boner taken from Adam's penis to make Eve(Hebrew doesn't have a word for penis, so they used rib), and the area where God closed the flesh up is the perineal raphe.
Slang- An erection so hard, long, and everlasting like priapism(but not as long or fatal), that it's mistaken for an actual bone grown in the penis.
In other words, it's the actual missing boner taken from Adam's penis to make Eve(Hebrew doesn't have a word for penis, so they used rib), and the area where God closed the flesh up is the perineal raphe.
Slang- An erection so hard, long, and everlasting like priapism(but not as long or fatal), that it's mistaken for an actual bone grown in the penis.
Ah crap, I couldn't stop thinking about that all-night threesome that I had last night, and my penis grew a baculum.
by Ryuseiken September 20, 2006
Get the baculum mug.Another word for the number '12'. According to the Guitar Hero Geneva Conventions, 'Bault' now replaces the number 12 in any guitar hero score. Bault is a bault year old kid who thinks he's good at guitar hero but isn't. He is frowned upon as possibly the most annoying fucker to ever walk the guitar hero community.
man 1: count to 15
guitar hero fan: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 bault 13 14 15
man: what the hell?
guitar hero fan: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 bault 13 14 15
man: ohhhhhhhhhhh that kid
guitar hero fan: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 bault 13 14 15
man: what the hell?
guitar hero fan: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 bault 13 14 15
man: ohhhhhhhhhhh that kid
by TheFetusPuncher69 November 14, 2011
Get the Bault mug.Used to describe anyone who is blessed with either gorgeous looks, a massive IQ, or the ability to time travel.
"Did you see that bakula I pulled on that exam? I'm getting an A for sure."
"Where am I? The last thing I remember was the shots then waking up here. I must've pulled another bakula."
"Where am I? The last thing I remember was the shots then waking up here. I must've pulled another bakula."
by yourmom26 October 20, 2008
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Bajunky is a form of tilt in poker which may follow on from a run of bad cards, bad beats or overuse of alcohol prior to a session. Being on tilt is not good for a player's game and Bajunky tilt is one of the; if not the worst kind of tilt there is. Bajunky tilt can lead to pre-flop overbetting, weak post flop play, incorrect and predictable beting patterns, going "all-in" too often, calling too often, making bad raises, chasing gut shot straight draws for 50% of your stack with a two to a flush on board and worst of all chasing losses at higher levels of play.
Source - Poker
Bajunky is a form of tilt in poker which may follow on from a run of bad cards, bad beats or overuse of alcohol prior to a session. Being on tilt is not good for a player's game and Bajunky tilt is one of the; if not the worst kind of tilt there is. Bajunky tilt can lead to pre-flop overbetting, weak post flop play, incorrect and predictable beting patterns, going "all-in" too often, calling too often, making bad raises, chasing gut shot straight draws for 50% of your stack with a two to a flush on board and worst of all chasing losses at higher levels of play.
Player: "Oh man!!! He tried to steal the limp-ins and the blinds from the button and called me when I played back at him with a pot-sizedbet pre-flop. Everyone else folds and the board comes 4 7 Q so I bet out. He calls. Turn is a 10 so I bet I put him all in. He calls. I have A A he has A 7 off suit and he nails a seven on the river and takes almost all of my stack. Man what a suck out !!! I'm on tilt!! I'm on super duper uber Bajunky tilt!"
by Poker Fan June 24, 2007
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by Megan O' Malley September 8, 2008
Get the million bajillion mug.verb. A sex position which man holds woman upside down and they 69 while turning in circles or jumping,(preferably both/triple axle). Girl's legs are spread out like Oksana Baiul.
person 1: What happened to your eye?
person 2: I hit the night stand mid Oksana Baiul, but we still scored a reasonable 6.9 points.
person 2: I hit the night stand mid Oksana Baiul, but we still scored a reasonable 6.9 points.
by Horny Ice Skaters April 26, 2008
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