baistee

a moment of incredible embarrassment and/or shame. Protracted form of the urdu/hindi phrase 'bay izzati' (without honour). Frequently used by western desis.

'He did his baistee when he walked into a lamppost'
'It was a great baistee when her jeans fell down in front of everyone'

by auntiji April 20, 2007

boisterous

loud, mischievous, rambunctious,

person 1" hey could you try to not be so boisterous?"

person 2" sorry"

by olaf the pimp January 4, 2007

bistracted

Even though straight, when someone of the same sex is so pretty that you do a double-take.

While watching Criminal Minds, I was bistracted from the storyline because Shemar Moore was in the scene.

by guiles27 August 13, 2010

Blistered pig

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

Bist

Bist is unexplainable. Bist is everything. Bist is nothing. Bist is god. Bist is life.

Bist is my lord and saviour. I would die for Bist.

by Bist January 4, 2021

Street Fighter Blisters

The blisters on your thumbs you get after hours of playing Street Fighter, main cause is usually rubbing against the D-Pad doing a Hadouken.

A:"Dude, 'sup with your thumbs?"
B:"Street Fighter Blisters..."
A:"You need to lay off that game man, seriously."

by Ketchups92 January 28, 2010

Brist

Portmanteau of "Brown" and "Mist" - to "Brist" is to break wind violently enough to cause a fine vapour of excrement to stain ones pants.

"Oh God! I just brist all over my pants!"

by bristdelight September 12, 2016