bmartist

a bmart who creates designs based on functionality and form.

I am so glad we hired a great bmartist.

by bmartist November 1, 2011

bartillery

A keg of beer. Derived from brenade, and a portmanteau of brain and artillery.

As with "brenade", the "brain" refers to the alcohol's deleterious effects. Similarly, the "artillery" can compliment the "brain" when referring to the explosiveness of the keg's effects. It also refers to the similarity of a keg to an artillery shell: the metal, the actual potential of explosion, the weight and use of special equipment, the loading of a keg into an ice bath or kegerator (like a shell into a cannon), etc.

Incoming bartillery!

by Cpt. Drunkard December 9, 2010

Bartimus

When your kitty crouches on furniture or the floor but doesn't quite lay down all the way. Named after Barty Crouch

My cat was being such a Bartimus today and just stared at me.

by AwkwardSisters November 26, 2014

bmart

A guy with a giant cock who loves getting friendzoned

He must be a bmart if she wanted to be friends.

by Reizz January 26, 2017

Blartifest

The uncontrollable urge for laughter. Once started, it can't be stopped.

"I told a joke and she got started on her own blartifest. She's been non-stopping laughing for half an hour."

by StarZlinger June 14, 2018

BartisDone

Being TORTURED indirectly by a person you were forced to sit next to.
Happened to The Ultimate 9C Pizza Burger himself.

Poor Steven, he is such a BartisDone.

by The Ultimate 9C Pizza Burger October 30, 2018

Bartic

Bartic is a mix between Bart and Sonic,
Its a fucking spice that grows mainly in Romania. When you eat it u go fucking bitch ass high.

NIGGA WHY DID U PUT FUCKING BARTIC SPICE IN MY MEAL ? MY MOUTH HURTS :((

This morning I sniffed some bartic spice and I feel so good bro.

by bobbaaaaa February 5, 2019