batfish

A highly intelligent individual who has an IQ that exceeds infinity.
Batfish is too smart for any living being, aside from Batfish himself, to comprehend.

Yo that Batfish guy, he too dang smart for my brain to get, I think my brain cells are imploding.

by Dounk September 20, 2018

batfaced

wasted, drunk, or stoned

i' got batfaced on friday after drinking 20 pints

by will February 24, 2004

batfuck

When you get fucked by a bat

John batfucked Sally. Therefore sally got fucked by a bat.

by George March 28, 2005

BFTF

Best Friends that Fuck

"Clarissa is my best friend, and we fuck but we aren't together we are just BFTF"

by Thatguyyoudontknow January 4, 2013

bfather

The biological father of an adoptee, as opposed to an adoptive father.

My original birth certificate didn't identify my bfather, so had to ask my bmother who he was.

by toffbn June 17, 2008

Batface

A person, normally a woman, who is so annoying that you want to break a baseball bat across her face.

"I can't stand her. She's such a batface I just want to break a louisville slugger across her nose."

by monkeyslayer45 April 22, 2009

BFATT/GFATT

Boyfriend/Girlfriend-at-the-time; Euphamism for ex-boyfriend/girlfriend

I saw my BFATT/GFATT at the mall the other day with that girl/boy from the supermarket.

by Nams Bindra February 20, 2009