n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors
"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"
by living proof December 12, 2003
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They play a large part in the current war on terror. Both BLUFOR and OPFOR have their different versions of them, however the two most known are the Takistani Battle Bus, And the USMC improvised Battle Bus.
The Takistani one is outfitted with 5 big guns, an Anti Air cannon on the top, and two rapid fire AGL grenade launchers on each side. It is mounted with a massive slab of concrete on the front, to protect the driver.
On the other side, the USMC improvised Battle Bus has 4 wings of bleachers, lock on anti air guns, 2 on each side and 7 machine guns each side. It has 2 artillery guns ontop, however they are used to attack head on rather than bombard targets. It has 2x more grenade launching units aswell, holding 2 on the top and 2 on each bleacher.
The USMC version has alot more firepower, however there is nothing protecting the driver.
Despite all rumors, a Battle Bus has never run out of ammunition for any of its guns.
"The next generation of deadly weapons available to man."
There is a song about the Battle Bus, composed by "Fatal_Papercut"
They play a large part in the current war on terror. Both BLUFOR and OPFOR have their different versions of them, however the two most known are the Takistani Battle Bus, And the USMC improvised Battle Bus.
The Takistani one is outfitted with 5 big guns, an Anti Air cannon on the top, and two rapid fire AGL grenade launchers on each side. It is mounted with a massive slab of concrete on the front, to protect the driver.
On the other side, the USMC improvised Battle Bus has 4 wings of bleachers, lock on anti air guns, 2 on each side and 7 machine guns each side. It has 2 artillery guns ontop, however they are used to attack head on rather than bombard targets. It has 2x more grenade launching units aswell, holding 2 on the top and 2 on each bleacher.
The USMC version has alot more firepower, however there is nothing protecting the driver.
Despite all rumors, a Battle Bus has never run out of ammunition for any of its guns.
"The next generation of deadly weapons available to man."
There is a song about the Battle Bus, composed by "Fatal_Papercut"
Soldier 1: Hey do you hear that?
Soldier 2: Yea, sounds like a regular vehicle engine, hold tight.
*Battle Bus appears over hill*
Soldiers together: Ah fuck, Battle Bus!
*The two get gunned down by the bus, without mercy.*
Soldier 2: Yea, sounds like a regular vehicle engine, hold tight.
*Battle Bus appears over hill*
Soldiers together: Ah fuck, Battle Bus!
*The two get gunned down by the bus, without mercy.*
by The Dude Duper September 24, 2011
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Nazi Germany's last stand against the Soviet Union. The Soviet military outnumbered the Third Reich by 2.5 Soviets for 1 German. Severe shortages of manpower brought out the extensive use of the Hitler youth and Volkssturm (People's Storm). The battle was a one-sided conflict and Hitler's staff knew the end of the war was near. Neverless, he ordered that none should surrneder and they'd press on. Once Soviet troops were within 500 meters of the Führerbunker, Adolf Hitler and his wife, Eva braun, commited suicide. After the germans surrendered at Berlin, only the occupied city of Prague was left in German hands.
by MWJ March 1, 2007
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Dude Brandon and Jesse were swimming in the ocean all day, you could see their battle tanks from the balcony.
by Richard Moose March 8, 2018
Get the Battle Tank mug.A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.
by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023
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Steve: "Have you seen Food Battle 2013?"
Notch: "Of course, It's a genius series of videos!"
*watches food battle*
Notch: "Of course, It's a genius series of videos!"
*watches food battle*
by KaedeDusk November 2, 2013
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The denim kind are usually sleeveless. The leather kind are usually a converted biker jacket.
It is covered with sew-on patches with the names/logos of favorite bands. There is usually also a large backpatch covering the back of the jacket, with almost all the available space left taken up by smaller patches. Studs and/or spikes are optional, but they aren't punk jackets so don't go overboard.
Some may smell a bit due to being worn exclusively in moshpits where it can get sweaty at times.
The denim kind are usually sleeveless. The leather kind are usually a converted biker jacket.
It is covered with sew-on patches with the names/logos of favorite bands. There is usually also a large backpatch covering the back of the jacket, with almost all the available space left taken up by smaller patches. Studs and/or spikes are optional, but they aren't punk jackets so don't go overboard.
Some may smell a bit due to being worn exclusively in moshpits where it can get sweaty at times.
Metalhead 1: Your battle jacket is awesome!
Metalhead 2: Yeah I know. I dare you to smell it though!
Metalhead 2: Yeah I know. I dare you to smell it though!
by Andrew Melvin April 20, 2008
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