Slap Battles

Slap Battles is a ROBLOX game developed by Tencelll
Player 1: hey man i don't wanna play ability wars that shit is ass
Player 2: ok we got slap battles if you wanna play that
Player 1: isn't that just ability wars but neutered
Player 2: shut the fuck up
by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022
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Battle Penis

A member which is a good deal smaller when flaccid than when erect, so that it is protected during combat with pirates, ninjas, anyone who might try to clock you in the cock. A grow-er, rather than a show-er, which remains at a more or less constant size.
Jenny: "Er, isn't it a little... small?"
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:
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battle fat

Australian Slang.
Term given to the erection hard on which occurs in some combat soldiers about to enter the battle ground.
Australian Army uniforms are designed to accommodate the onset of a battle fat.
by gladi August 5, 2008
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Battle Mountain

This town has a Shell station & the "s" burnt out so it says "Hell". The Washington Post made a literal Diss-track on the town and put the Hell gas station on there mixtape cover. Not shittin' you. Google it. The article didn't capture the true horror of this town. During the daytime souls from other dilapidated Nevada towns like the gas station trailer park community of Valmy & the Crusty Valley/Beowawe region blend in with the Battle Mountain community. The town has a Federal Indian Reservation that makes the Cabrini-Green projects of Chicago look like Circus Circus Reno... Yeah.. it's that bad. There is a Casino called the Colt... When pronounced it sounds like "the cult".. & you wonder why you don't have friends.. you keep telling people "The cult took all your money & the buffalo machine there is no good". This town is also illegal firework mecca of the west coast. I have friends from the Bay Area who drive to BM for the fireworks. Battle Mountain has recently legalize pot so the Bay folk trade stick-icky with the Battle Mountain folks all yay. That's how they talk now. So I see the post from 2005 saying B-town just has Bammer or whatever... We graduated from Bammer. We also got a new whore down at the local whore house.. The Desert Club. Her name is Pretti Yung. Stop by and take her on a test drive. Their slots are loose.
I drove all the way to Battle Mountain from Winnemucca. Our Cat Houses there only had plus size ebonys. Battle Mountain has the Asian chick Pretti Yung everyone is talking about.
by Pretti Yung August 14, 2023
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Battle Rating

Battle rating (BR) is a value used to determine matchmaking in War Thunder. Battle rating is a number assigned to every aircraft, ground unit, and naval vessel in the game that correlates with their effectiveness in combat.
The M1A2 has a Battle Rating of 10.7

Gaijin moved the T80U to 10.3
by Nigel Gaming February 15, 2021
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battle tendency

3 “breathing” users go to defeat Aztec Gods that slept for ages one “dies under a rock” then they have an epic race and then “kars” cheats and becomes the ultimate life form then gets yeeted in to space
Man, you breath a lot, you must have a “battle tendency
by Lunarant October 4, 2020
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battle of the bedroom

An expression relating to the push to procreate and which is often won by those ethnicities who just happen to excel at it.
Why of course we are ready and willing to fight in the battle of the bedroom and so therefore we are winning!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2021
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