Lung Asthma Cancer

Guy 1: Dude! I'm dying...
Guy 2: I don't care unless it's of something major
Guy 1: Dude! Lung Asthma Cance- *GASP!!!!!*-r
Guy 2: Is that even a thing?
Guy 1: *Currently twitching on the floor* ;-;
Guy 2: Should I cal 911? Oh wait...

Dude why are you gasping so much? You ok?

No... I have lung asthma cancer ;-;

by SexyAshienBoi January 17, 2018

hypocritical asthmatic

an asthmatic person that hangs around smokers.

Jane: that whore! she's such a hypocritical asthmatic. she has asthma, yet she hangs with the smokers. IRONIC.
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!

by thisispissinmecleanoff November 15, 2009

Asthma kid

Adjective typically used to describe someone who is overly fragile, both emotionally and physically.
Asthma kids are usually spotted with oversized polo shirts, bowl cuts, generic walmart jeans and of course, an inhaler.

Man 1: Yo, why is Jason crying this time?
Man 2: Cuz he got a C in chemistry
Man 1: Lol, he an asthma kid

by Cuckloader May 15, 2016

awthom

a word to describe someone or something really cool. it can also be a word that you can say when someone is blabbering on about something wierd.

WOW, that's awthom!!

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Asthma

A simple technological headache machine accelerator

Bob: man I am so healthy but I don t want to go to school
Jotaro: you need to try this thing called Asthma

by Arturkas August 10, 2020

bread asthma

When you can't breathe while eating any type of bread product.

Hey Ryan, do you want me to pick up a sandwich for you? Nah man, every time I eat bread I can't breathe cause my bread asthma kicks in.

by Mr guy dude November 15, 2017

anal asthma

an excuse for farting

i swear i didn't fart its just my anal asthma acting up again.
can you please pass me my anal inhaler?

by fuckherrightinthepussy69 August 11, 2014