awsm

awsm is internet shorthand for awesome

It was an awsm event, srsly!

by PeaceMarauder March 1, 2005

assume my gender

How to trigger anybody and everybody in this world.

Did you just assume my gender?

by The_Guy45 April 6, 2017

Assuming control

1. Shorter variation "assuming direct control".

2. Uttered when someone takes control of a situation or something.

1. Said by Harbinger when he takes control of a Collector.

2. Ugh, my girlfriend is insane. Every time during sex she wrestles her way on top of me and says "assuming control"

by Harrowing June 29, 2011

assume the position

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp

Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!

by mandingoe May 26, 2004

assume it all

A figure of speech saying "see all the possibilities of what can/might happen, especially the negatives."

Assume it all when it comes to people you don't trust.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 18, 2005

Whiteboy awsome

(adjective) Another degree of awsomeness; awsome like a white boy would say if he truly thought something was cool

Nice gear, your looking whiteboy awsome

by thejman4224 August 28, 2010

Assumptuous

To assume excessively

She thought I was mad, but she was just being assumptuous.

by Skarmy April 12, 2011