when you put a fish bowl on a very ugly person's head and proceed to fuck them like a gorilla getting ready for a space mission.
Usually involves cuming in the fishbowl while holding them upside down by one leg and spinning them around in a circle
Usually involves cuming in the fishbowl while holding them upside down by one leg and spinning them around in a circle
by Myn Odu Esp December 31, 2009
Get the gorilla astronaut mug.I had to go see a proctologist. He put his finger up my ass. I thought, "Man he has a big finger!" Then I realized that both his hands were on my hips. What an Asstronut!
by Dick Brown December 9, 2006
Get the Asstronut mug.The worst song to ever exist. It’s another one of those rap artists trying to throw country into the mix and the lyrics don’t even make any sense?
Doug: “Hey John did you hear the song Astronaut in the Ocean yet?”
John: “You mean that one song that has the lyrics: When your brain goes numb, you call that mental freeze, that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.”
Doug: Yup you’ve heard it.
John: “You mean that one song that has the lyrics: When your brain goes numb, you call that mental freeze, that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.”
Doug: Yup you’ve heard it.
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Get the Astronut mug.1. A political system in which astronauts hold absolute power.
2. A country ruled by a government of astronauts.
2. A country ruled by a government of astronauts.
With former space travelers John Glenn and Bill Nelson already members of the United States Senate, America is on the verge of descending into astronautocracy.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 13, 2005
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Get the never actually sent astronauts mug.if you take a green army man and strap him to a big ass bottle rocket and shoot it at a lake he becomes a astronauticanaut.
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