The answer to a query that sounds plausible or as though the respondent is aware of factual data regarding the answer but is really just pulled out of the respondent's ass (see talking out of your ass)
"I asked him about the importance of religion in society and he gave me some assplanation about the subjugation of the masses."
by Brandy October 27, 2004
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by Flesticle N. Bumptious January 13, 2008
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Assyla
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• Assyl
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In piglatin. Normal English term meaning Lass
Counterpart of Adlay (Lad) but female.
1) Likes to staunch c*nts.
2) Pills don't make them happy.
3) Says "Eshays" a lot
Counterpart of Adlay (Lad) but female.
1) Likes to staunch c*nts.
2) Pills don't make them happy.
3) Says "Eshays" a lot
by Staunch September 2, 2006
Get the Asslay mug.When a fat person walks in front of you and and you can't stop staring at that random skin flap that is on both ass cheeks that makes it look like they have four ass cheeks.
by Reddit0r February 8, 2013
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Kellie was on the rag, so I gave her an assblastathon instead last night!
Kellie was on the rag, so I gave her an assblastathon instead last night!
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