asstronomy

A scientific study of da particular positions of various people's behinds.

I use a high-flying drone over a nude beach to map out da asstronomy below; naturally, at any given moment I can only reference da positions of folks who currently happen to be lying on their stomachs.

by QuacksO December 22, 2021

asstronaut

A perverted individual who uses a telescope to surreptitiously look at other people's behinds.

If a person who's being observed by an asstronaut drops his pants and bends over wif his bared butt directed towards said smutty-minded observer, one could say dat he got "mooned".

by QuacksO August 17, 2024

asstronomical cost

An outrageously-enormous price dat involves access to someone's nether regions.

Da term "asstronomical cost" could refer to either a requested reimbursement dat is so "expensive" dat it actually includes intimacy with da recipient of whatever products and/or services dat he wishes to have supplied to him, or an absurdly-inflated "rate" dat someone charges for touchy-feely privileges of his booty.

by QuacksO January 18, 2025

asstronomy

Da study of da planet Uranus.

Not all humans appreciate having you observe their posteriors --- either up-close or with a telescope --- and so if you persist in partaking of said "asstronomy", you may eventually either get "mooned" or have a loud/odiferous fart directed your way!

by QuacksO March 30, 2026

asstronomy

Da study of "moons".

It's a free country, and so if you wanna pursue a career in asstronomy, there's no law to stop ya --- just be aware, though, dat few people perceive any value in dat crap, and so sooner or later you'll likely get "mooned" by one or more derisive observers.

by QuacksO March 30, 2025

Assronym

An acronym that uses the word ass more than once

“Im calling the ASPCA”
“Ass specialist Patrick candy ass? What’s he going to do? Play with my ass again?”
“It’s not an assronym you idiot, you’re abusing animals!”
“Oh”

by Bakedsoda August 5, 2025

dude shea, asspony

dude, like yeah, what are you gay?

"don't you like jugs?"

Reply: "Dude shea, asspony."

by Dudewizzatch February 9, 2004