Asstackle

Sex. Doggy style.

Girls are weird dude. Six months with one girl? Nothing. A night with another, and I asstackle her like a fucking star.

by loldongs34 September 1, 2010

assback

a woman with a straight back that travels past the buttocks; usually ends in the upper thigh. essentially, a woman with NO ass.

Chase: Yo Larry check out that bitches face...
Larry: um ok, her face is cool...but i also noticed an assback...

by Cressionary December 28, 2008

assjacket

No word is safe from the word 'ass.' Examples are asshat, assjacket, asspants, assglasses, assscarf, assassin, asslick, asshole, assimilate, assfuck, asshead, asspacket, associated, assymetrical, and the ever-popular assmaster.

You're such an assjacket!
What an asshat!
ASSHOLE!!!
Those different looking things are assymetrical.
I chose to be an assassin on this RPG.
Wanna assfuck?

by He who likes Bukkake February 2, 2005

assjacket

1) a person who is all ass inside. Only skin covers this fact.

2) dork or nerd who ties his sweater around his waist

1) You forgot to zip up your assjacket, boss.

2) That assjacket couldn't get laid at a Star Trek convention.

by Loogy June 5, 2011

assjacked

To be beaten so badly in a game that the loser has to check to see if he still has an ass.

Man, the Raiders assjacked the Cowboys 45-3 yesterday!

by MackDaddyT May 1, 2006

assback

A rare medical condition in which the person is born with two asses. The normal ass, in its normal location but slightly to the left, then a second ass mid back, but slightly to the right.

My friend Bloodliine said "Dude this chick has underwear for a shirt." to which I replied, "No man, she has assback."

by John Vítal August 25, 2008

assjacket

This is the act of wiping your sweaty, quivering, pink cornhole with a chef's jacket you are about to return to a kitchen you're no longer employed at. Best if used in a spiteful manner.

"That cocksucker who fired me is wearing the ASSJACKET...I can still see corn on the sleeve."

by Jetskilz February 15, 2009