Asscation

The act of going on a trip of some sorts with the sole purpose of hooking up with a specific person at the destination.

Guy 1: Yo where's Griff tonight?
Guy 2: Connecticut I guess, he went to meet up with a broad from school.
Guy 1: Man, Griff loves going on Asscation.

by JSwizz December 10, 2011

Asscuck

Someone who won’t stop playing +4 cards in uno.

God Cam, quit it. You’re such an asscuck.

by TheNinjaNut April 26, 2019

AssButt

A phrase used by a strange T.V cult.

“Hey AssButt!”

by Little Miss Winchester December 26, 2019

Assbutter

Assbutter is the fluid, non-fecal secretion discharged from the rectum and spread in circumference of the anus. Usually caused by an extensive intake of alcoholic beverages and/or spicy foods, Assbutter can in extreme cases cause a seemingly insurmountable desire to itch.

After my last three-day party binge, I have a severe case of assbutter today. The itch is driving me absolutely crazy and I feel like cleaning my asshole with a Brillo pad.

by Dr Wolfgan P Hansi March 13, 2020

Assnut

A douche of a different kind, this person is a Philadelphia sports fan of any kind. (i.e. Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, or 76'ers) Usually one is loud, obnoxious, and talks shit on people for no good reason other then to hear themselves talk.

Man, Brian is an assnut, he thinks the Flyers are better then the Penguins.

by Hocfan66 November 1, 2008

Ass Cut

A well below average cut of meat usually purchased on discount. The eater typically feels they are eating 'steak', but only by the loosest standards because it originated from the absolute worst portions of the cow.

The steak equivalent of a hot dog.

A: I'm eating good tonight. I'm having steak!

B: No you aren't Farley, that is totally the ass cut

by SnowmanC November 21, 2010

assnut

the combination of asshole(dumb) and nut head(dumb) which means double dumb. Dumber than the normal dumb.

You assnut, you cant even figure out which way is left!

by faizudin March 28, 2008