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eat cheese and crawl up my ass

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...
by DrSamba December 15, 2008
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Cheeseburger Ass

1. When a persons bottom looks so good that you want to eat it like a cheeseburger.

2. When someone's butt is so well proportioned it looks like two cheeseburger buns smuggled in their britches.
"Damn bro look at that cheeseburger ass over there"

"She got that ass look so good make you wanna eat that bitch like a drunk person at McDonald's after the bars close"
by Bobislegend March 10, 2016
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cheesecake ass

by skrunkmahnuts July 26, 2021
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Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburger

A catchphrase for anybody that doesn't have a catchphrase. It could also be used if you want fucked in the ass and called Billy because it's a cheeseburger
Hey EDP445, Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburger, SHIT, NOT LIKE THAT EDP!!!
by Elmos_Wife April 27, 2023
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asscheese

Known for people who sit on a chair for extended periods of time (hot climate?) without bathing, and/or fart alot and/or do not bath daily.
Eg; a gamer who plays BF2 for 12 hours straight and shits 2 times thereabouts while resuming gaming. When you scratch your nuts and it feels creamy then you got asscheese/bagcheese.
Remedy: = scrub yer taint and surrounding areas.
by Barrence June 30, 2006
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asscheese

A thick, greasy substance usually emitting an unpleasant ordor, comprised primarily of sweat and fart juice and found in the crack between the buttocks.
Damn, that asscheese left a racin' stripe in my drawers again!
by Steve January 6, 2003
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Asscheese

I feel asscheese from last night when I sit down.
by TickleMeFunTime May 6, 2015
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