The bum on a woman men want to pat.
Adapted from the long-running ads on British TV featuring women patting their bums to listen to the money they save by shopping at Asda.
Adapted from the long-running ads on British TV featuring women patting their bums to listen to the money they save by shopping at Asda.
by Sarah W March 26, 2006
Get the asda arse mug.A place many feel sorry for because it repeatedly gets filled with Hill Biscuits by Hooligans. These Hooligans also tend to dump on the shitty Hill Biscuits and not flush.
DAD: What have you been doing lately?
MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.
MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009
Get the Asda Toilets mug.For Women-Like Gaydar, but the uncanny ability to find and associate ones self with assholes.
For Men-The instinctive urge to check out the ass of every female visible.
For Men-The instinctive urge to check out the ass of every female visible.
Females
Sarah- I can never find a good man because i have a sensor in my head that when i see a guy who is an asshole i want him....i thin my brain is broken.
Andrew- No, you just have assdar.
Sarah- Whats that.
Andrew- Its like gaydar, just for finding assholes.
also
Sarah- Wow, why didn't my assdar pick up Jake in the first place. Andrew was right, i should listen to him more.
Males
Andrew- Taylor, why do you always look at girls ass's.
Taylor- dude, I can't help it, i have assdar.
Sarah- I can never find a good man because i have a sensor in my head that when i see a guy who is an asshole i want him....i thin my brain is broken.
Andrew- No, you just have assdar.
Sarah- Whats that.
Andrew- Its like gaydar, just for finding assholes.
also
Sarah- Wow, why didn't my assdar pick up Jake in the first place. Andrew was right, i should listen to him more.
Males
Andrew- Taylor, why do you always look at girls ass's.
Taylor- dude, I can't help it, i have assdar.
by the-is March 8, 2008
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Get the reincarne asada mug.ayeda is a very excentric but amazing person who likes feet ,is smart for the most part, loves chocolate,and always hums to music that no one else can hear :P
by zeddicuz zu'l zorrander May 7, 2009
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"So, I was with this bird and she was WELL up for a shag, but I'd run out of Johnnys, right? It was a'ight though, cos she whipped out an Asda bag and slapped it on me knob. Was just as good, and a bit colourful too... we went fer a kebab after, like."
by Lash July 20, 2006
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*types asdasf*
*types asdasf*
by RidwanC September 9, 2016
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