cracks in the armor

Screwed things up. Doing things imperfect.

Dad taught me, no cracks in the armor

by LillianRay November 6, 2017

vagina armor

Much stronger than plot armor, protects empowered, independent and strong female characters from everything from the patriarchy and CIS Gender straight males.

Don't worry folks, Captain Marvel will kill Thanos with her Vagina Armor and succeed where all those CIS Gender male superheros failed and show the patriarchy how strong and independent we wamyn are!

by Ricardo58 August 15, 2018

Plot Armor God

Goku

Goku is the plot armor god

by Dcuniverse September 27, 2021

hillbilly armor

The scarps of metal sheets and found glass fused together on humvees by US soldiers in Iraq, to protect their vehicles from IEDs on the road.

Insurgent Iraqis found more than one way to break through the desperate attempts by Marines' soldiers to keep their Humvees in one piece as they patroled the streets of Baghdad.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

junk armor

anything that protects the genital area, particularly for use against unwanted contact.

"Dude, when I had that threesome, that guy's junk was touching mine. Eww, I should have worn my junk armor."

by The Orchid Queen January 19, 2008

Face Armor

A full grown lumberjack-style man beard

That's some sweet face armor, bro!
Grow some face armor. Chicks love face armor.
Face armor stops bullets of all sizes.

by goinrich25 March 6, 2014

boner armor

A condom

James had just put on his boner armor, so now he can slide it in.

by Robbness January 24, 2018