Apple Pie

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and then a female rubs her menstrual blood on the same person's face.

Winnie: Hey yo you want an Apple Pie
Yolanda: Oh Hell No!, But the Crack ho and her boyfriend next door will want one!

by Juqusaik61889 February 22, 2011

apple pie

The shiz nit. It's the food of all foods. If you don't like it shut the **** up. It's quality.

I ate some damn good apple pie

by Andrew April 4, 2003

Apple Picking

When you are above her and she is sucking your dick, but she starts to fondle your big old rusty, dusty, crusty, and wrinkly balls, and she then yanks them.

"Oh that feels good 😌... Ow! Stop Apple Picking, you fucking dirty whore!"

by ClinicallyComedic March 8, 2017

apple pie

1) adj. A bunch of crap; foolishness.

2) n. A person who is full of it, or has no clue as to what they are talking about.

Person 1 - "What's this lecture about?"
Person 2 - *shrugs* "I dunno, sounds like a bunch of apple pie to me..."

by rZsquared March 1, 2011

apple pie

when someone is overly hot and sexy..everyone wants a piece of there apple pie.

I know you want my apple pie.

by hannah March 29, 2004

hot apple pie

A dessert traditionally associated with either being a patriotic american or the warm insides of the female genitalia. See also pie and american pie.

"I love the flag, mom and hot apple pie!"
(Said while holding up first and second finger together) "Dude! I just got some hot apple pie..."

by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004

apple pie

The accumulation built up around a the base of a necrophiliac's penis. While this can happen when one is simply a dirty person it is most often attributed to those who engage in a necro-orgy after being in the stage of "fuck drunkenness".

Example 1 -

Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, I have been at this for far too long. We've fucked so many bodies I've got to clean up my apple pie before I get home or the wife is going to kill me. Then fuck me.
Necrophiliac 2: *vomits*

Example 2 -

Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, ya gotta clean up every once in awhile. It's been months and your apple pie is 4 inches tall now.
Necrophiliac 2: I like the way that it smells after a few weeks.

Necrophiliac 1: *vomits*

by Mr. Potatoes [Real] December 29, 2016