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Native American wannabe

A person (usually white) who wish to be one with the mother earth and pretends to be spiritual but smoking weed and dressing up in racist stereotypes of the media makes out Native Americans to be. Also tries to say they are half Native American.
Native American wannabe: So I found out Im a descent of a Cherokee princess and stuff :DD *wears warbonnets and tell people the Two Wolves story*

Actual Native American: Yeah, no. Theres no royalties in Cherokee tribe and everything youre saying is wrong.

Native American wannabe: /goes on rampage explaining why she/he is right and actual Native is wrong.
by holyfuckmyfishisflying April 5, 2012
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americanhatepage666

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by awiog April 1, 2021
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American Pounding

A.K.A. Patriot Act

1. A sex act between a man and a woman, which consists in hanging the woman to the ceiling using leather straps for the legs, engaging in rough coitus, beating the woman's rear end blue, letting go off the straps and finishing on her buttocks. Her strap marks represent the stripes, the buttocks the square and the splooge the stars of the flag of the land of freedom, hence the very appropriate name.

Note: The most ideal way to do it is to use exactly thirteen straps, commit the act against the partner's will and/or knowledge, and do it publicly, to brashly deny it afterwards. The woman, or passive partner, also has to be as light-skinned as possible.

At least four variations of this popular sex technique also exist:

The Liberal:
Giving the passive role to a man, the penetrative role to a woman, or both. Bonus points if it's also interracial.

The Conservative:
Shooting down the passive partner and burying the evidence. Bonus points if everything takes place in the cheapest Roadside Motel avaliable and no condoms are used.

Raising the Flag:
Just as the act is finished, stick a pole no less long than a broomstick on the passive partner's mouth. Actually raising the flagpole high above and saluting a possibly inexistant crowd is optional. Overdoing it may however turn the whole thing into a conservative, so be careful.

The Veteran's Day Homage:
Giving your girlfriend/wife to a real veteran for the purpose of this act.
John A: I gave a good American Pounding to Jazznellie last night.

John B: I have always dreamed of doing that shit! How was it??

John A: Son, It was glorious.
by SHITCOCK October 11, 2014
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Project for the New American Century

A Neo-Conservative Manifesto conjured up by Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Richard Perle and others as a way to put rule of the entire world under the arm of the future militaristic dictatorship of the United States of America.

See also: PNAC
"The Project for the New American Century is a non-profit educational organization dedicated to a few fundamental propositions: that American leadership is good both for America and for the world; and that such leadership requires military strength, diplomatic energy and commitment to moral principle."

Takan from their offical website.
by My name June 15, 2006
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American Civil Liberties Union

a diverse organization of American Patriots better known as simply the aclu that works to protect the basic freedoms gauranteed by the U.S. Constitution
The American Civil Liberties Union believes in:

Free speech,Free press; this applies to everyone even those with radical or unpopular beliefs, defending a persons right to speak is not the same as an endorsement of that speech

Freedom of religion/Seperation of Church and State;There can be no freedom of religion without a seperation of church and state if government favors one particular religion it infringes on the those who believe in other faiths. The religious right claims inaccurately that not allowing government to force people to practice Christianity is somehow being anti-Christian which of course is ridiculous, many Christians are ACLU members

Protections against unwarranted search and seizure (privacy) protected by the fourth amendment the ACLU opposed the Patriot Act and other abuses by the Bush Administration

Opposition to "Cruel" and "Unusual" punishment which is prohibited by the eighth amendment, this includes the death penalty

The ninth amendment states that our rights are not limited to those specifically mentioned in the Constitution, basically America is a free society and the government needs to show a compelling state interest before criminalizing any private personal behavior

The fourteenth amendment gaurantees equal protection under the law, this includes gays and people of all races and religions
by Mr.Juan-derful May 28, 2010
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american soldier

american soldier

usually an asshole, has nothing better to do with his life

the modern day ones overuse the word hero, none of them really are

not all of them rape, but most of them do

not all of them kill innocent people for fun, but most of them do

not all of them are common thugs with a title, but most of them are

and fucking degenerates that run around and scream HOORAH...trust me, they do, i

live by them, i should know

always feel superior to you and will get pissed if not treated like a fucking god
american soldier: i make an impact when i come into the room. i just got out of bootcamp for the marines HOORAH, even though i'm stationed in california for the rest of my tour, im a fucking hero. HOORAH

random person: i hope something horrible over there happens so they can send you

off to die.
by xjarheadsrdegeneratesx March 19, 2013
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American car

Something that no longer exists, and hasn't for a long time. Many of the cars produced "Big 3" (Chrysler is now owned by Italian company Fiat BTW, so it's really the big 2 now) are made in Mexico or other foreign nations, while Toyota, BMW, and other foreign car companies have plants in the U.S. Either way, the majority of the parts in the car come from Japan, China, and Korea anyway.
Chevy Owner: "Junk that Beemer and BUY AN AMERICAN CAR!
BMW Owner: "That piece of shit Cobalt was made in Mexico, my 325i was made in South Carolina."
by A.C. Sativa March 10, 2013
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