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alpacaist

Kinda sober-blooded person who sometimes acts stupid when facing a really serious problem. Also defines a person who is really addicted to the sacred animal, alpaca, or the Spring Brother, known as Chun Ge in China.
You are really an alpacaist...you never try to work this out?
by LAPICA June 8, 2011
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Alpacasm

When he or she offends an Alpaca in verbal abuse. It is basically racism in Alpaca terms and conditions.
Tim said; "Alpacas are fucking smelly bastards" so Gavin reported Tim to the police and he got done for Alpacasm.
by Gavin from Autoglass July 19, 2012
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alpacamingo

A person whom you believe to be the craziest person on the earth
You alpacamingo get over here and calm down
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alpaca finger

Man that alpaca finger was tight af
by Phetkittty June 5, 2016
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Alpacafy

To alpacafy something is to make it absolutely stunning, usually, but not always, involving an alpaca.
Ex: After I alpacafy the alpaca nobody will turn down buying it!
by #alpacaallthetime May 11, 2016
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alpacatated

being decapacitated by a lama or alpaca. don't ask... it could happen

i'm weird
my friend Joe died of a serious accident and was alpacatated
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Alpacack

An alpacack, sometimes said alpacuck ( not to be confused with Alpha cuck is a person trying to appear alpha so much that he just ends up looking silly, as if trying too hard.

An alpacack will often reject any past-times, hobbies and careers that do not 'look alpha' or 'manly' religiously and will often shame any men who don't. For example, an alpacuck will shame a man for enjoying video games and tell him to start backpacking, skying or mountain climbing instead.

A person who tries too hard to look alpha. A phony alpha.
Alpha 1: Hey dude, let's invite Chad to the club and go picking up chicks.
Alpacack: Nah man, Chad plays video games, he's lame.
Alpha 1: Bro wtf, I play video games.

Alpha 1: Hey dude, let's invite Jerry to hang out with us.
Alpha 2: Nah man, he's just an alpacack. He'll just want to talk about how "alpha" he is all the time.
by RayTray June 17, 2020
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