alpacamingo 

A person whom you believe to be the craziest person on the earth

You alpacamingo get over here and calm down

alpacamingo by Happyrainbowunicornssmile July 28, 2016

Alpacaring 

The moment when you spit on your penis before insertion

Emma watched Shane Alpacaring, she know what was coming.

Alpacaring by frankzappa69 March 5, 2015