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Alpacack

An alpacack, sometimes said alpacuck ( not to be confused with Alpha cuck is a person trying to appear alpha so much that he just ends up looking silly, as if trying too hard.

An alpacack will often reject any past-times, hobbies and careers that do not 'look alpha' or 'manly' religiously and will often shame any men who don't. For example, an alpacuck will shame a man for enjoying video games and tell him to start backpacking, skying or mountain climbing instead.

A person who tries too hard to look alpha. A phony alpha.
Alpha 1: Hey dude, let's invite Chad to the club and go picking up chicks.
Alpacack: Nah man, Chad plays video games, he's lame.
Alpha 1: Bro wtf, I play video games.

Alpha 1: Hey dude, let's invite Jerry to hang out with us.
Alpha 2: Nah man, he's just an alpacack. He'll just want to talk about how "alpha" he is all the time.
by RayTray June 17, 2020
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Alpacacornus

A mixed breed of Unicorns, an Alpaca, and a Pegasus.
When Suzie couldn't think of what she wanted for her birthday she asked for her three favorite animals. All in one ; Alpacacornus.
by DDroonie July 21, 2011
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Alpacachino

A person who is a meme, but only for people who know him/her
person 1"oh he's so weird but funny"

person 2 "yes he's our Alpacachino"
by Alpacachino October 16, 2018
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