A kind of fellow some ladies in search of an Alpha male may end up with.
The key distinction here is that instead of being the man's man they were looking for (charming, confident and entertaining), deep inside he's fundamentally still a kid whom:
1) is capable to ending up in trouble for doing shit as dumb as hell.
2) hangs out with equally maladjusted, immature friends.
3) may often show more interest in shit like Wrestlemania on TV, playing videogames and fidgeting idiotic apps than in an actual night out with his woman.
From the character of the old TV Series "The Little Rascals", a.k.a "Our Gang".
The key distinction here is that instead of being the man's man they were looking for (charming, confident and entertaining), deep inside he's fundamentally still a kid whom:
1) is capable to ending up in trouble for doing shit as dumb as hell.
2) hangs out with equally maladjusted, immature friends.
3) may often show more interest in shit like Wrestlemania on TV, playing videogames and fidgeting idiotic apps than in an actual night out with his woman.
From the character of the old TV Series "The Little Rascals", a.k.a "Our Gang".
Woman1: "How's Sheena? I heard she got a new BF..."
Woman2: "Yeah, whom she tended to saturday night at the ER after he opened his forehead on a tree branch by riding stolen bicycles pissed drunk with his friends. Got picked up by the cops and they had to give him ten stitches".
Woman1: "Wow, I thought she needed her Alpha male..."
Woman2: "Yup she did, and she ended up with her Alfalfa male. He's 37, by the way".
Woman1: (eye-rolling)
Woman2: "Yeah, whom she tended to saturday night at the ER after he opened his forehead on a tree branch by riding stolen bicycles pissed drunk with his friends. Got picked up by the cops and they had to give him ten stitches".
Woman1: "Wow, I thought she needed her Alpha male..."
Woman2: "Yup she did, and she ended up with her Alfalfa male. He's 37, by the way".
Woman1: (eye-rolling)
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gay code for a quickie
-alo deriving from gay language, also known as 'hello'
-flito deriving from flee
so basically it means 'hello-goodbye' or in gay slang, a quickie
-alo deriving from gay language, also known as 'hello'
-flito deriving from flee
so basically it means 'hello-goodbye' or in gay slang, a quickie
IN NIGHTCLUB
Gay Man 1 to Gay Man 2: Lets get you an aloflito
Straight Man: What is that?
Gay Man 2: Err, a cocktail.
Gay Man 1 & 2: Hehehe
Gay Man 1 to Gay Man 2: Lets get you an aloflito
Straight Man: What is that?
Gay Man 2: Err, a cocktail.
Gay Man 1 & 2: Hehehe
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Get the Aloha shirt mug.a person who is not only a ho....but also a fag....even if the person is neither sexually active or homosexual. This could be anyone from co-workers, friends, relatives, your own children, and of course...your mom. People who use this word usually play softball, have the BEST calfs in the world, and have secret homosexual fantasies with themselves and men from India.
Person 1-"Dude, how many sliced pies did you make today?"
Person 2-"I made 10 to begin with and then made 4 more."
Person 1-"GOD SHUT UP!...you're such ahofag.."
Person 2-"umm....ok..I have no idea wtf that means..."
Person 2-"I made 10 to begin with and then made 4 more."
Person 1-"GOD SHUT UP!...you're such ahofag.."
Person 2-"umm....ok..I have no idea wtf that means..."
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