The school responsible for producing the wealthiest studs on the East Coast. Absolute chotches. These young men summer in Nantucket and the Bahamas and consume ungodly alcohol when they aren't breaking academic records. Prep and Landon kids wish they got in. The typical STA student will graduate high school after tearing it up in LAX or Baseball, and go on to an IVY league school where they will get with all the hot chicks. Then, they will either become a famous politician like graduate Al Gore(absolute hoss) or they will go on to make millions in private equity. Either way, they will have a hot wife and live in a giant house.
"Are there going to be STA boys at the party? If not we shouldn't go" -Hot chick
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"I hope that Jason from St. Albans hires me as a toilet cleaner when he takes over his dad's hedge fund" -Gonzaga student
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Lauded as the first girls' school in the country, its establishment is a milestone in American culture. Because if growing up female in America doesn't make you feel bad enough about your body, you can always go to school for it.
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