albert

a white piece of shit that ain’t worth a fuck and likes to be a wanna be cowboy

oh look there goes that wanna be cowboy piece of shit albert

by albert$7 June 1, 2022

Albert

Albert is a cowardly bitch who thinks he's tough, but when you beg him to stab you he'll pussy out like the ginger fuck he is

Clark: Albert stab me
Albert: Nah dawg

by Youcantstopthabeet September 18, 2019

albert

an autistic spack with no sense of direction and who doesn't have a penis, found in Indonesia making products, spazmoid, albert is not a name

your such an albert

by a][vgay October 4, 2018

Albert

Gay kid whit a pc and screams when he is angerd. Extremly ugly.

Albert is gay

by n0bba August 27, 2020

Albert

Albert Aretz, or flamingo, is a hilarious person who makes epic roblox YouTube videos. He is epic and Chillllll

Man, that dude is Albert, the youtuber

by LuxembourgBoy42 October 4, 2021

Albert

Albert is the most astute form of the sloppy toppy know to mankind. This phrase was created by Sir Jahrel of Tennessee. He called the dome Albert in honor of Albert Einstein, a man known for his brain/intelligence.

Example: “ Dang bro she was going crazy on me last night, she gave me that Albert and it was amazing!!!

by YVNGJAHREL February 23, 2022

Albert

A person who likes to hit printers.

I see an Albert at the printer!!!

by SmashStar April 15, 2009