Sweet Home Alabama'd

When you are married to someone but they refuse to divorce you, or sign the divorce papers, so that one day they might still have a chance of reconciliation (usually to be attempted directly before you are due to be married for the second time).

She was planning on marrying Steve but couldn't because Pete had Sweet Home Alabama'd her.

by Etowntiger October 7, 2011

AAKANKSHA

Just an uncommon name so it's important to get the spelling right. People with these names usually get offended when not spelled properly.

Aakanksha gets quite annoyed with incorrect spelling

by anonymous June 13, 2021

Alabama shortcut

Not wiping after defacating.

I was late for work and out of toilet paper. I had no time to grab a new roll so I took an Alabama Shortcut.

by Bobafet75 July 6, 2014

Alakananda

An amazing sweet girl. She'll be the pinnacle of your life if you give her a chance. She usually hides behind fake smiles because of her past but always forgets about it when she's around her friends. She is the most caring and kind person ever.

Is that Alakananda?

Yeah it is. She's really sweet.

by coxonutwxter October 7, 2019

alabama whirlwind

The act of fucking yo bitch at Mach 8 speed while spinning clockwise at a 90 degree angle

Kobi-Yo John last night was crazy! Me and my hoe did the Alabama Whirlwind and I almost broke my dick

John-Yo you probably broke your bitch

by General Garden Hose February 9, 2017

Alabama Mudstick

when you do anal with your cousin/sister then she gives you a blowjob

“My sister Caroline is coming over for the weekend and she ‘bout to give me a lil Alabama mudstick”

by mudslider123 March 30, 2020

Alabamianism

If two or more people that possess certain reminiscences regarding to their genetical identities, or to be less puzzling, their heredity, coitate eachother.
(inbreed)

Billy: Accent of a Southerner Ayo, Aa'm from Ealabeama (Alabama - the state whose particular stereotypes have initialized me of writing this article) and Aa just had some a' the more delicate stuff with ma' sister.

Joseph: So ya' had Alabamianism?

by sublimed sex technique January 4, 2021