Fart-Arsing

carrying out a series of small tasks while on the way out the door, delaying your departure. Fart arseing is often an infectious activity and can quickly spread across a group, severely undermining their ability to actually go anywhere.

Alex is really fart-arsing about now, that's going to make us so late...but actually while he's at it maybe I have time to redo my eyeliner.

by Bettibipbop July 7, 2017

Asinine

Official:

1. Something utterly ridiculous or lacking sense.
2. Something relating to or resembling an ass.

Slang:

1. The act of being an asshole.
2. The act of being a retard.
3. The act of being stupid.
4. The act of being ignoramus.

Official:

1. That's an asinine plan.
2. That piece of "art" is asinine.

Slang:

That guy's asinine, in all meanings of the word.

by Jafje September 30, 2007

Asinafuthimanahahfoot

A Sh*thole

If I could describe America in one word, I'd say its Asinafuthimanahahfoot

by RamonaFlowersDeservedMore April 15, 2022

Are you asking me out?

Something random that you say in response to any statement or question thrown at you by another, in an attempt to embarrass that person.

This should be said in a voice loud enough to be heard by others, in order to get the full effect.

Very similar to the famous Billy Madison line "No, I won't make out with you!"

Guy: Hey, can I borrow a piece of paper?
Girl: Are you asking me out?

by K_Lizzle December 1, 2006

aksing

ebonics: preposition of the verb 'ask' in the ebonic tongue; to ask a question, to inquire after or about.

"Winetka!! Didn't you hear my baby's daddy when he was aksing about my welfare check?"

by screwdriver1488 February 22, 2009

Ashing

The act of removing the ash left over from smoked marijuana from a smoking device

"Hey man, are you finished ashing that bowl? I wanna load another!"

by SigurJ July 16, 2009

Asidget

An Asian midget

Me: ayo Luke did you hear about John's new friend, he's an asidget.
Luke: No way he met an Asian midget, nice.

by Silent175 November 26, 2021