AIDS = Acquired Internet Deficiency Syndrome
-noun
a disease of the internet characterized by increased susceptibility to opportunistic infections due to faulty anti-spyware and virus programs, resulting in an excruciatingly slow internet connection.
-noun
a disease of the internet characterized by increased susceptibility to opportunistic infections due to faulty anti-spyware and virus programs, resulting in an excruciatingly slow internet connection.
Bob: "Dude, wanna go play Kuma War?"
Chuck: "Ah, dude, I wish I could, but my computer got AIDS yesterday when McAfee went kaput."
Chuck: "Ah, dude, I wish I could, but my computer got AIDS yesterday when McAfee went kaput."
by mariahneu April 20, 2009
V. The act of knowingly transmitting AIDs, and then bragging about it the next day to your sexual partner.
Also AIDed, AID, or any sense of helping someone by the act if giving them AIDs as a gift.
Also AIDed, AID, or any sense of helping someone by the act if giving them AIDs as a gift.
Man-"Hey, last night was great."
Girl-"Yeah, too bad I had AIDs! Haha, that's what you get for cheating on me!"
Man-"Wait, were you AIDing me last night!?"
Girl-"Yeah, too bad I had AIDs! Haha, that's what you get for cheating on me!"
Man-"Wait, were you AIDing me last night!?"
by Autto November 25, 2009
by so, ostrichs December 17, 2018
AIDS is when you have unprotected sex
by Jamiejsjsjsjjsjfjndjdjnd December 13, 2016
..."That disease he has does an awful job on you. Your lungs fill up."
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)
"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)
"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)
by Colin 100 December 1, 2012
AIDS stands for Acquired Immune Deficicncy Syndrome and contrary to belief, AIDS doesnt just affect gay men, it can affect anyone who has oral or normal sex with an infected person. People can contract AIDS by blood transfusions,sex, or anything that ivolves recieving blood, semen and ect. There are two types of HIV AIDS; HIV1 and HIV2. HIV1 is most common while HIV2 has infected most people from west Africa. Both of these diseases are of primate origin and most likely transferred to people by butchering the animal.
But i repeat:AIDS DOES NOT ONLY EFFECT GAY MEN!
AIDS only occurs in gay men frequently because of the way they have sex and because semen can carry the infection easily.
But i repeat:AIDS DOES NOT ONLY EFFECT GAY MEN!
AIDS only occurs in gay men frequently because of the way they have sex and because semen can carry the infection easily.
one educated person talking to a uneducated person:
uneducated person:Did you hear that Billy got AIDS?He must be a fucking fag!
Educated Person: No ,uneducated person, i hadn't heard that, and if it is true ,which i doubt, Billy does not have to be a so called "fag" to have Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
uneducated person:Did you hear that Billy got AIDS?He must be a fucking fag!
Educated Person: No ,uneducated person, i hadn't heard that, and if it is true ,which i doubt, Billy does not have to be a so called "fag" to have Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
by Unicorns21 December 5, 2006
The Boogieman of the 21st century. Despite the rumors, you CANNOT get aids through a toilet seat, sharing food, skin contact, urinating on someone and being bitten by a mosquito.
by Fangz The Wolf February 23, 2009