toosh, adj., verb

toosh(adj.): an uncool person, flake, fake, or poser; biggest loser on the planet.

toosh(verb): to act uncool or screw something up by be being stupid/uncool; to push one's luck and fail miserably w/great shame; to flake out.

Fabio is a toosh.

GW Bush really tooshed it w/ the war on Iraq.

by pussy destructo March 3, 2004

boringatics (n., adj., interj.)

This designates either a subject at school/university, which studies some phenomenon that no one is ever curious about, or a topic of conversation that is absolutely stultifying (boring beyond one's ability to cope).

Formation:
"boring" (Eng. adj.) + "-atics" (Gr. suffix, meaning "the science of")
Etymology:
Created on the spur of the moment by etymology-savvy internauts
Semantically related to:
Umberto Eco's "tetrapiloctomia" - the (intellectual) activity of splitting hairs
Lexically related to:
pragmatics

boringatics (n., adj., interj.)

Anon. student about his professor: He's teaching Boringatics (n.).

Anon. student: I've got to study for my boringatics exam (adj.).

Anon: I am reading Lucretius' poem, De Rerum Natura.
Anon's friend: Boringatics! (interj.)

by elle.ninho March 14, 2011

Adjustable

Adjustable means having the facility to be changed so as to match or fit, such as an adjustable spanner. It can also mean capable of being regulated, such as adjustable interest rates.

Adjustable office chairs means one size does fit all.

by AKACroatalin May 31, 2015

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Scratching like a DJ

by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

Adjusted Penis Size

From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.

by Ingrid Cole June 21, 2011

The "Fuck It" Adjustment

when you just don't give a shit anymore, the fuck it adjustment is right for you. Just say fuck it. Boom, bam, pow, that shit is out of your way now isn't it? Fuck it, fuck that, fuck everything.

Brought to you by Danny Sexbang

"The assignment is due tomorrow? At least I remembered the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"
"Finals? Oh, right, the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"

by Who gives a shit? December 11, 2013

brogan adjustment

An american military technique of repairing broken DVD players.

Pauile: "I was in the army signal core. What this thing needs is what we call a

Brogan Adjustment"
Christopher: "What's that? Y'know how?"
Pauile: "Yep"
*procedes to smash DVD player with left shoe"

by rjd1118 November 3, 2021