ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.

(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!

by failureislikely January 24, 2018

5 stars

References the wanted system in GTA V. Used when someone says something mad sus.

Dude 1: "lemme hit that"
Dude 2: "That's a freshman bro? 5 stars"

by GTAVI December 13, 2023