urban dictionary
urban dictionary by Katya A March 16, 2007
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Urban Dictionary
An online cesspit of pre-teen nonsense, pretentiously corting itself as a "slang dictionary".
Most "entries" are unreadable, illiterate slops of pedantic shit stemming from the creativity-throttled minds of our braindead youth.
Most entries fall into the categories of irrelevent, self-centered claptrap (in which the subject is not the word being defined but "I"), redundant repetition of what has already been stated ("me too!"), incoherent arguments about absolutely nothing, over-opinionated screeds from those who are the most unqualified to comment on the subject, "this guy is gay", shameless self-promotion, whiny, insecure pleas for acceptance from total strangers on the internet, extreme irony, intoxicated non-sense, and on rare occasions; definitions of slang words used in the English language by various groups of people.
Nothing wrong with the site or the guy who made the site. Just something wrong with who uses and what is contained within.
Most "entries" are unreadable, illiterate slops of pedantic shit stemming from the creativity-throttled minds of our braindead youth.
Most entries fall into the categories of irrelevent, self-centered claptrap (in which the subject is not the word being defined but "I"), redundant repetition of what has already been stated ("me too!"), incoherent arguments about absolutely nothing, over-opinionated screeds from those who are the most unqualified to comment on the subject, "this guy is gay", shameless self-promotion, whiny, insecure pleas for acceptance from total strangers on the internet, extreme irony, intoxicated non-sense, and on rare occasions; definitions of slang words used in the English language by various groups of people.
Nothing wrong with the site or the guy who made the site. Just something wrong with who uses and what is contained within.
It's fun to go on Urban Dictionary to laugh at stupid teenagers who take their worthless fashion trends too seriously.
Emo preppy goth sXe scene metal punk jock hardcore abercrombie rap nerd vegan hippie hot topic liberal conservative wigger gamer juggalo redneck hipster WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE??? WHAT ARE YOU GAINING FROM DEFINING YOUR ENTIRE LIVES BY MEANINGLESS LABELS??? WHY ARE YOU ALL SUCH INSECURE, VALIDATION-STARVED, UNORIGINAL CONFORMIST VAPID CUNTS???
Emo preppy goth sXe scene metal punk jock hardcore abercrombie rap nerd vegan hippie hot topic liberal conservative wigger gamer juggalo redneck hipster WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE??? WHAT ARE YOU GAINING FROM DEFINING YOUR ENTIRE LIVES BY MEANINGLESS LABELS??? WHY ARE YOU ALL SUCH INSECURE, VALIDATION-STARVED, UNORIGINAL CONFORMIST VAPID CUNTS???
Urban Dictionary by radium September 2, 2008
urban dictionary
A culmination of ignorance under the guise of a slang dictionary, with the rare intelligent definition lost amidst a sea of nonsense. Not to be taken seriously, though good for a cheap laugh on occasion.
1) Optimist: "Why don't you have any faith in mankind?"
Pessimist: "Because I visited Urban Dictionary..."
2) "I feel like self-victimizing some lifestyle/religion/etc., because the Media hasn't done it enough yet. I should go to Urban Dictionary!"
3) The student failed his essay because he took Urban Dictionary as a serious reference.
4) The child laughed as he posted another absurd definition for something he knew nothing about on Urban Dictionary.
5) The original creators of Urban Dictionary wept as their user-driven slang dictionary decayed into nothing more than a tragic joke.
Pessimist: "Because I visited Urban Dictionary..."
2) "I feel like self-victimizing some lifestyle/religion/etc., because the Media hasn't done it enough yet. I should go to Urban Dictionary!"
3) The student failed his essay because he took Urban Dictionary as a serious reference.
4) The child laughed as he posted another absurd definition for something he knew nothing about on Urban Dictionary.
5) The original creators of Urban Dictionary wept as their user-driven slang dictionary decayed into nothing more than a tragic joke.
urban dictionary by SpacePirateKhan April 9, 2008
Urban Dictionary
Believe it or not, a site that seems to be gradually becoming a large, digital, opinionated, and fairly accurate history book.
Also, a site that's been used far more often to advance individual political and/or religious ideologies than to inform, although this site WAS intended to define social jargon/slang.
Even worse, some define here just to be complete idiots.
Also, a site that's been used far more often to advance individual political and/or religious ideologies than to inform, although this site WAS intended to define social jargon/slang.
Even worse, some define here just to be complete idiots.
1.) A definition of George W. Bush may seem irrelevant to some history-deprived browser twenty years from now.
2.) I'm an agnostic atheist, but I wouldn't promote that and impose it on people online.
3.) I don't even want to talk about this.
Urban Dictionary
2.) I'm an agnostic atheist, but I wouldn't promote that and impose it on people online.
3.) I don't even want to talk about this.
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Urban Dictionary by I'm just a freak October 8, 2012
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urban dictionary
A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.
urban dictionary
A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.
Urban dictionary by Darrel big dick March 4, 2017
urban dictionary
Person 1: Have you heard of urban dictionary? It’s informative yet funny!
Person 2: What in the world, man. I don’t even know you.
Person 1: Because I’m an ad!
Person 2: What in the world, man. I don’t even know you.
Person 1: Because I’m an ad!
urban dictionary by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 12, 2021
urban dictionary
An ingenious marketing ploy whereby the creators of the dictionary get written definitions from various authors via the web (which then becomes the intellectual property of the creators) who then bind them into a book entitled "Urban Dictionary" and hawk it to various publishing houses until one of them agrees to publish it and make them rich - while the various authors who contributed to the book remain poor.
The creators of the Urban Dictionary are geniuses!
urban dictionary by Loxi July 19, 2009