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nut wip

A wet rag that has been dryed a little bit that is twirled around several times then slapping someone in the nuts, genitalia, genitals, testicles, groin, crotch, balls
Guy 1: “ man jack nut wiped me last night, and I still can’t think about it without my nuts hurting”

Guy 2: “ well you did squeeze his nuts last week for a minute or to”
by Biggest brain December 12, 2022
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Anti-Nut

Anti-Nut
verb noun

1 (As a verb). When you Anti-Nut, the penis sucks up the cum it didn't ejaculate, contrary to Nutting, where the penis shoots out cum. Also contrary to Nutting, an Anti-Nut occurs when the recipient feels emotional pain. If you look at a person Anti-Nutting normally, it looks like the penis is sucking up air, however, when veiwed in reverse, it looks like the penis is ejaculating normally, even though there was never any cum in sight. An Anti-Nut has never occured in human history before, but scientific evidence proves that Anti-Nuts could theoretically happen.

2 (As a noun). The cum that the penis never ejaculated, but sucks up during an Anti-Nut, is the noun version of the Anti-Nut. This substance only exists within a dimensional barrier which cannot be observed by any observation device (including eyes), unless reversed. The Anti-Nut looks and behaves like normal cum, but cannot be interacted with and does not exist in this plain of existance. The Anti-Nut has never existed at all in any point in history, but scientists do have evidence to prove that this substance could theoretically exist. Scientists are still discovering new things about the Anti-Nut, so this article is subject to change.
1 (As a verb). Dies in Minecraft in lava. "Aghhh, I'm going to Anti-Nut!"

2 (As a noun). "Holy shit dude, if you reverse the video of this guy Anti-Nutting, you can actually see his Anti-Nut!"
by G amer October 2, 2021
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nut dangler

someonone who is always bothering you. or a girl who whats to suck your dick and play with your nuts.
michelle is such a nut dangler when iam around.
by dabeater85 May 15, 2011
mugGet the nut danglermug.

Dee's big nuts

"Have you seen dee's big nuts? i can't believe Mark Thunder made that book"
by Danby123e June 6, 2024
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National One Nut Day

The one day in November you can nut
Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!
by bannonutnovember November 8, 2019
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Nut Drink

The drunk spelling of 'not drunk'
Someone: I think Aqua is drunk
Aqua: he I'm nut drink
by ERMAHGAWD July 13, 2016
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The duck’s nuts

Similar to “the bee’s knees”. Australian/New Zealand slang meaning “the height of excellence”.
Damn bro, how was John’s mum’s pussy? I’ve heard it’s amazing.
Yeah mate, it’s the duck’s nuts!
by Rrrrrrich September 19, 2018
mugGet the The duck’s nutsmug.

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