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A male who has a huge attitude, thinks his shit doesn't stink, and really has no reason to treat others like shit.

Who does he think he is Captian small cock...

by jillabc March 22, 2008

cock n balls

the penis and the testies

why dont u grab some lotion and lube up your cock n balls

by Mendoza + Papini = Zambrana June 2, 2003

smoke my cock

A direct imperative given at a time of great dismay. Usually said to an enemy or foe. Can be modified into a question. Ex. Why don't you smoke my cock?

While waiting in line some guy asked me to move so he could let his friends cut in. I told him to go smoke my cock.

by Jack Beats Nimble January 28, 2010

ass cock anonymous

a person that you dont know the name of, but is a total and complete idiot

that guy in my math class is a major ass cock anonymous

by Conrad Negron December 3, 2006

Fat Cock Spirit

Big dick energy but better, bigger and more spirited. Not for your average big dick energy times.

Did you see Ivan, he had mad fat cock spirit last night.

by Jakewht December 31, 2018

Suck My Cock

Those 3 special words every girl longs to hear

"You know i love you, you don't need to hear it again. Now Suck my cock"

by Ze 1 September 22, 2005

Cock Jerkey Elbow

Much like tennis elbow, however it occurs while jerking a cock.

My friend Tbag had to go to the Dr. for his Cock Jerkey Elbow the Dr said "only way to cure Cock Jerkey elbow is quit Jerking off for 3 weeks," now his girlfriend has Cock Jerkey Elbow.

by tbagmartin May 6, 2010