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troll penis

a penis that hardens short & stout with a huge mushroom head
his troll penis was short & fat with a large purple helmet
by Lucky5 May 9, 2014
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neck penis

Check my neck penis, shit's paisley.
by Iedie8 April 14, 2014
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blake pekish

by gusthebus59 February 25, 2015
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Turtle penis

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.
I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.
by Mattameru April 16, 2015
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Parmesan Penis

When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese
I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis
by stinkywhitedick September 28, 2015
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caveman penis

A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.
Kim Jung has a caveman penis.
by Creme Pie Master 420 January 3, 2016
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bifercated penis

a bifercated penis is a dick that splits in half
fuck my dick split
Fucken bifercated penis'
by jfurey March 21, 2016
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