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Fingerist 

A person who paints traditionally or draws digitally on their phone (or tablet) using their finger.
If used in the context of traditional art;
Person A: "Hey, you're an artist right?"
Person B: "Yes, I paint with my finger so I'm a fingerist."

If used in the context of digital art;
Person A: "Hey, you're an artist, right?"
Person B: "Yes, I draw on my phone, so I'm a fingerist."
Fingerist by slavicmetro December 31, 2023

Finger Bang Bank

Female version of "spank bank".

What a female uses from her memory to masterbate and bust one out.
That guy banged me out so good, he's def going in my finger bang bank

That dick is # 1 in my finger bang bank
Finger Bang Bank by anonymous January 9, 2024

finger-crack

Noun- a smartphone that has enraptured its user to to point of serious addiction, such that the use must touch, tap, swipe, etc. or else become irritable and aggressive
Seeing the same student on her phone for the umpteenth time that period, the frustrated teacher told her student to put the finger-crack away and try, for the sake of all that is good, to control her addiction for the final five minutes of the period. Jonesing for another TikTok fix, the girl managed to pocket the device for all of 17 seconds.
finger-crack by Mr. Faraday January 9, 2024

Finger shoehorn 

The act of using your fingers to put shoes on.
I had trouble getting my shoes on. I had to finger shoehorn.
Finger shoehorn by zimmygirl777 January 13, 2024

finger cluckin bucket 

•noun

bucket of chicken fingers

verb

action of putting your fingers in naughty places
•noun
I’d like 4 finger cluckin buckets hold the slaw

Wtf Mom where’s my finger cluckin bucket

•verb
I’ll finger cluck your bucket
finger cluckin bucket by ripecka January 16, 2024

Finger-Dragger 

A "Finger-Dragger" is a colloquial and somewhat pejorative term projected to describe individuals who do not possess or cannot afford brain chip implants, which enable direct mind control of devices like cell phones. In this context, the term "Finger-Dragger" connotes a sense of technological backwardness or economic disadvantage, as these individuals must resort to the now-archaic method of physically interacting with their devices (i.e., dragging their fingers across screens) instead of utilizing advanced neural interfaces.

As created and described by the popular YouTuber Philip-DeFranco on his Jan 30th, 2024 video (timestamp 1:45):

"A brokie, no enhancement having bitch... some jealous nobody, Finger-Dragger..."
As she effortlessly sent a message with her mind-controlled device, she couldn't help but feel a twinge of sympathy for the Finger-Draggers, who were still bound to the old-fashioned method of typing on screens.
Finger-Dragger by OscarG13 January 30, 2024