Finger-Dragger 

A "Finger-Dragger" is a colloquial and somewhat pejorative term projected to describe individuals who do not possess or cannot afford brain chip implants, which enable direct mind control of devices like cell phones. In this context, the term "Finger-Dragger" connotes a sense of technological backwardness or economic disadvantage, as these individuals must resort to the now-archaic method of physically interacting with their devices (i.e., dragging their fingers across screens) instead of utilizing advanced neural interfaces.

As created and described by the popular YouTuber Philip-DeFranco on his Jan 30th, 2024 video (timestamp 1:45):

"A brokie, no enhancement having bitch... some jealous nobody, Finger-Dragger..."

As she effortlessly sent a message with her mind-controlled device, she couldn't help but feel a twinge of sympathy for the Finger-Draggers, who were still bound to the old-fashioned method of typing on screens.

Finger-Dragger by OscarG13 January 30, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008