fortified penis

Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.

(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”

fortified penis by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025

small penis mentality

Any mod, admin, or CEO who loves power tripping on their dictating social networking sites. They love to ban and mute you if you comment things they don't like/piss them off.

Spez, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg all have small penis mentality, actually.

small penis mentality by Shiine-1 March 2, 2025

Running penis 

The Running Penis is a creature that Rose From the Penis of a Boy That Fell of and he Turned into a girl. Now the running penis runs around schools and takes the penises of boys and turnes them into girls and turns the girls pregnant. With every penis it consumes it becomes bigger and stronger.

Be aware of the running penis.

Samuel: „Simon the running penis stole your genitals!“
Simon: „My name is Simone now!“

Running penis by Lil period simon March 12, 2025

perm penis bleeding 

penis watermelon juice coming out heres how to fix:
1. have a stone
2. arts and crafts
3. glue it to your penis
4. now it will start leaking out with a higher area range

i got stabbed in the penis now i have perm penis bleeding and it will never stop

perm penis bleeding by dfffgsdgffgsdgffgfd March 26, 2025

Wiener Penis 

Wiener penis or “wean pean” is an expression similar to god damnit. It can also be used to describe someone who is being difficult or a pain in the ass.

Matt is such a wiener penis sometimes.

Ahh wiener penis!
Stop being a wean pean Nate!

Wiener Penis by ToxicRandomness April 1, 2025

Astronaut penis licker 

When you have no other phrase

Listen to me you Astronaut Penis licker

Astronaut penis licker by Smalldickphil April 12, 2025

my penis is crying 

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

my penis is crying by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025