perm penis bleeding 

penis watermelon juice coming out heres how to fix:
1. have a stone
2. arts and crafts
3. glue it to your penis
4. now it will start leaking out with a higher area range

i got stabbed in the penis now i have perm penis bleeding and it will never stop

perm penis bleeding by dfffgsdgffgsdgffgfd March 26, 2025

Wiener Penis 

Wiener penis or “wean pean” is an expression similar to god damnit. It can also be used to describe someone who is being difficult or a pain in the ass.

Matt is such a wiener penis sometimes.

Ahh wiener penis!
Stop being a wean pean Nate!

Wiener Penis by ToxicRandomness April 1, 2025

Astronaut penis licker 

When you have no other phrase

Listen to me you Astronaut Penis licker

Astronaut penis licker by Smalldickphil April 12, 2025

my penis is crying 

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

my penis is crying by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025

International Penis Station (IPS)

When three or more Penises come together in a majestic union of curiosity and poor decision-making. Like a human USB hub that no one requested, a rare and ambitious feat usually reserved for a late night with the boys.

"Bro, the sleepover went off the rails — they skipped truth or dare and went straight to the International Penis Station (IPS). I can’t unsee it."

International Penis Station (IPS) by The boyos June 27, 2025

Restless penis syndrome 

A condition where the penis seems to have a mind of its own — frequently aroused, constantly seeking attention, and mysteriously active at the most inconvenient times. Symptoms include: random erections, an inability to focus due to sexual thoughts, excessive swiping on dating apps, and chronic flirting. May also involve the urge to send unsolicited pics (seek help immediately).

"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."

Restless penis syndrome by Crazy_player_killer June 30, 2025

dog penis 

When a man's penis is so small it sticks up (like a dog penis)

This guys dick was so small, it was a dog penis.

dog penis by disturb3d_ July 24, 2025