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Penis guzzling guy named john

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.
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Penis

The male genitalia that can be located between a males legs, this goes for animals, too. Certain actions can be performed with a penis. You can penetrate horny women and men, preferably women, of course. Here is a small guide:

Step 1: Pull down you coverings, let penis show.

Step 2: Undress the woman.
Step 3: Shove your penis into her vagina.
Step 4: Enjoy the orgasm.
Bonus! You can look up *guides* such as “*sex.com*”. If you choose sex.com, click “go to older sex.com” you’ll find a proper and formal guide there.
Y/N (Male): “Ah, I’m horny. Want to suck my penis?”
Y/N (Female): “I’ll wait until it gets bigger, Y/N.”
by StarMaple December 10, 2021
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Stop looking up penis you pervert. If you want to see one then look it up somewhere else.
by Wayde024 June 2, 2018
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Something that feels good in my ass
The penis was long ant felt nice in my ass
by No because Yes June 18, 2022
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by swaggiestswaggster April 21, 2021
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