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Kids for Clicks

Kids for Clicks: A new phenomenon where tech-savvy parents push their children into online for fame and monetary gain or social validation. This can involve featuring kids on platforms like YouTube or TikTok, and sometimes even involving them in adult-oriented content like performing as a drag queen or early transitions. Often, these parents may not realize the potential negative impact on their child’s mental health and privacy, thinking they’re acting in the child’s best interest. This practice can be seen as a modern form of pushy parenting, potentially leading to harmful consequences.
Lee: I saw Chris the other day, in a brand-new Tesla, top of the range one to bruv.

Frank: Wow How’d he afford that, then bruv?

Lee: Turns out he’s put his kids on youtube he's using his kids for clicks.

Frank: Him and his Mrs must be modern day pushy parent poor kids bruv Lol

Lee: Init bruv LOL
by Jamie Cheese December 16, 2025
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Kid luck

Either really bad luck, or some rare occurrence of amazing luck, but never anything in between.

Kid was a dude in a video game, known to his friends as always having the worst of luck, be he also won a jackpot in said game this one time, so rarely it may be used to describe some kind of once-in-a-lifetime good luck.
1: "Dude, my car tire was flat and my bicycle chain broke, I have such Kid luck."
2: "I'd love to play a board game with you guys, but my Kid luck will prevent me from getting decent dice throws."
by MrKid December 27, 2025
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CMG kid

A CMG kid is the outcast of a specific FiveM (GTA Roleplay) server known as "CMG". This can differ between wanna-be hackers, that use public information scraping services such as 192.com, to dox 12 years olds as in intimidation method, preventing them from getting banned for rulebreaks. A CMG kid can also be a skid from the same FiveM server, born into wealth. They flex legal money that they are holding in crypto, while acting like it was all illegally obtained through logs/cookies such as coinbase and paypal. Aside from those two types of degenerates, the majority of CMG kids are 14 year old, silver spoon children who quite clearly force slang and act like they are on road. This is extremely cringe to listen to and unbearable in most cases. They commonly use phrases such as: "Wait til I catch you lackin" and "Long day for you bro". While at the same time, they are petrified of the skids that were stated earlier, they label them as "scary hackers". The funniest part about all of this, is that you can hear the evolution over time. CMG kids slowy transition from posh boys to one of the three specified types above, or in the worst case maybe even all three.
It's cringe as fuck when that Sphases guy hard forces his slang, definitely a CMG kid.
by qazwe1 June 8, 2022
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That Kid

There is always that one kid at every school. They're always saying some fucked up shit nd acting goofy for attention and to make people laugh. They're the type of kid to smoke a bit of weed during lunch, and then go into class blasting music in their earphones, loud enough for everyone to hear. That kid doesn't even give a fuck about school but somehow manages to get by in all their courses. That kid probably wears hoodies and look like a mess half of the time. If that kid is a girl then she wears crop tops, or tight clothes, a crap ton of makeup and is always swearing and talking loud. That kid is such the type to walk into class with nice drinks and snacks like Starbucks or Fiji water, without even having a lot of cash. That Kid probably vapes and does stupid stuff like blowing bubbles in the hallways and talk really loud about dumb shit during class with friends. That kid doesn't even make sense when they talk and is definitely lacking common sense or brain cells since they can't even talk properly to people. That kid probably drives a nice car (because they're spoiled), and complains about how much of a struggle their life is. That kid is that one kid that asks the teacher's to play video games during class. Or that give awful inappropriate movie recommendations to teachers and talk to some teachers like their one of the bros. The list could go on and on and on, but basically you know what type of kid I'm talking about.
That Kid is so funny man, when are they ever going to learn.
by goofbitchx June 8, 2022
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stray kids

one of the best 4th gen kpop group
they have eight members
bang chan, lee know, changbin, hyunjin, han, felix, seungmin, and lastly Jeongin
by skzloverSTAN June 10, 2022
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Theatre Kid Fascism

Theatre kid fascism is the type of government instituted by the Blackrock Administration in 2021. It involves an oligarchy where the government, major corporations, and the media work in tandem to advantage the most privileged individuals in society using moral blackmail and foot soldiers of the mentally ill, suburban white woman, the heavily indebted, and other white collar demographics to silence dissent from subjects who do not send emails for living and can no longer afford to drive to work.

The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.

What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
Jimmy: Man it just cost $80 for me to fill up my gas tank, but did you see the video of the Former Director of The Disinformation Governance Board singing about how she wants to have sex with Harry Potter?

Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!
by Phil Girazin June 10, 2022
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Feeling the kid

When someone says “you feeling the kid”. It means you like them and can’t stop cheesing when you are around them lol

It’s new your slang
You can call me bae cause I know you feeling the kid….. yurrd lol
by Solracebizio June 12, 2022
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