Everetts Dick

A dick the size of Mount Everett: approximately 2600 feet

You know Jason? He's got an Everetts Dick.

by abouttogetbannedforaninsidejok February 7, 2017

Dick Pocket

When you're so fat that your dick tucks into your body creating a dick pocket

Hold on, let me put this in my dick pocket

by Firestar4 November 28, 2015

Dick Richard

Someone who creates a fake profile on any social network (Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Etc.) and adds almost everyone from a certain school, town, family, or gang. and talks trash or anything a Douche bag would do. Also know to be a lonely person with no life!

Example:

Guy 1- Did you see that fake profile on facebook last night?

Guy 2- Yea, That dude is such a Dick Richard

Guy 3- Ikr!!!

by Mr.Awesome84923 September 7, 2011

Dick Sniffles

When your nose starts running from sucking dick; most commonly happens from deep throating.

She sucked my dick so good she got the dick sniffles.

Gimme a break, I've got the dick sniffles.

by Riley Jane January 28, 2018

dick painting

when a bitch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a blowjob and it turns his dick that color

"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"

by berka13 September 12, 2011

Moby dicked

The act of covering your dick in baby powder and slaps someone in the face once or more leaving a white mark resembling a white sperms whale

My girlfriend was being annoying so she got moby dicked

by Moby dicking September 22, 2015

Tube Dick

When you get a catheter in your penis.

We got drunk and got into a car wreck and I had to get a catheter when I was in the hospital, Now i have a tube dick.

by Tubeysmells May 12, 2010