Connor’s penis

Connor’s penis is huge and gurthy. Every girl wants to have sex with Connor.

Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him”
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”

by SarahxConnor December 14, 2022

Poopy Penis boy

A small boy whose penis is covered small poop particles. Most of the time people don't like boys who are a poopy penis boy. Most poopy penis boys live a hard life, knowing they won't be liked by the people around them.

Girl: Why are you so stinky? Are you hiding something from me?
Boy: Yes, I'm sorry, I am in fact a poopy penis boy.
Girl: WHAT?! I will stop talking to you, you filthy poopy penis boy!

by Boylesple December 15, 2023

Penis

Male body part used to reproduce, and urinate.

Ey Jim, i've stuck my penis into your girlfriend last night!

by edasherr June 19, 2018

penis

something thats made for girls but sometimes a naughty boy changes and becomes a girl in his brain and he likes penises (this is known as being "gay", or formally "homosexual". some people call these kinds of humans "faggot")

lets compare penis size no homo

by Pseunition December 5, 2017

bipedal penis

A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.

The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

Penis

A 🍆 or a 🍌 depending if you are circumcised or not. Also, If you are reading this definition, you are either a sexual deviant (pervert) or an absolute retard.

As I am writing the definition of penis, I don’t fall into either previous category!

by Biden is a dick January 6, 2023

Penis

Something that you will never lick. Like a popsicle. It is long (sometimes) and HARRRDDDD when it sees you. It has place in the vagina or asshole.

“Girl im licking penis tonight”
“Gurl you lucks asf”

by Lt.BaguetteSis December 7, 2024