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It’s Joe Time and you’re enBidened

The official nomination for president of Joe Biden. 2020 it’s Joe Time! our next president!
Well there is goodness of the ballot. It’s Joe Time and you’re enBidened!
by Caro Tejada August 24, 2020
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Joke of a life time

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.
Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time”
by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020
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Every other time

The frequency DJ Zanimal gets his hair cut (every 6 weeks)
You wouldn't stank so bad if you didn't shower every other time.
by DJ Zanimal October 28, 2020
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Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.
Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020
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IT IS TIME!!!!

It's almost time. Time for the grand confrontation. They didn't listen and the day of reckoning is almost upon us.
Someone said you've been sleeping on your shift.

The only person who could have made that claim also claimed that Kendra and Noah are fucking each other. The last time I heard about the staff of an establishment fucking one of the disabled; she ended up in prison for 15 years. Last time I checked, Kendra isn't on her way to prison for 15 years. So..... Why is it that I'm being disciplined when other are being shielded from it? I notice that I'm the only male that works here. That's interesting.... Why am I being singled out? Do lesbian feminists have some sort of problem with "Trump supporters"?

*Silence*.......

IT IS TIME!!!!
by Hym Iam November 11, 2020
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Biden my time

To calmly, rationally wait for the rest of the world to catch up with me. To never lose my cool while the madness dissolves and we then march on together into a better world.
I have this crazy idea that my rights are being denied by a group of people who want me to shut up about their crimes. So, I’m Biden my time while they run out of new things to try. Soon they will agree with me and we can move on to a better life together.
by You rReal Name November 14, 2020
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Hip every time

Somebody that does something cool asf
by PotentPoise November 20, 2020
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