The act of suffocating your scrotal region with a hair tie or rubber band until your scrotum turns a blue or purple hue, and begin to aggressively commit a teabaging on your sexual partner whilst exclaiming "For Valhalla!"
"Oh Odin, please bestow upon me thine gracious Viking Berry, for I am aroused, and honor thine presence."
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When your gooning and you see that you have dingle berries so when you release the beast you aim it towards your extra dirty dingle berries.
Gooner berries is a condition that affects 40% of men and women worldwide.
Gooner berries is a condition that affects 40% of men and women worldwide.
Timmy had a bunch of gooner berries; but no longer. He does not have gooner berries anymore because he went through serious psychological treatment to get rid of his illness.
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Hym "Hello Bernie Sanders. I saw you on the Majority Report! You see, they prerecord all of their interviews with politicians so I can't speak with them directly about how I'm being unlawfully surveilled because you, as a government employee, are legally obligated to report unlawful activity if you are aware of that it's occurring. Additionally, I am being harassed in the workplace in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and have been for the last 15 years. So... Additionally, I DESIGNED the very artificial intelligence you are talking about I the dissertation I mentioned and I have a copyright on that. Them building it wrong is not NOT violating my copyright but, rather, not doing a very good job. What are YOU doing about THAT? Because I was both working 80 hours a week every other week working with the mentally disabled and then I was fired for 'not reporting retard sex' and then was jobless between then and now on 2 separate occasions. So I am the poor people you purport to care about and I'm being screwed out of what is rightfully mine by the oligarchs you CLAIM to be against but are actively helping get away with not paying me. Soooo... What about that? Because you're not talking about it. I know AOC read some of what I wrote on wherever she was when she did that. So I know you're aware of the fact that all of that is happening... What are you going to do about that because 'nothing' isn't the right answer."
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