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Zoomaggedon

The chaotic and often comical state that ensues during a virtual meeting on Zoom, characterized by technical glitches, awkward pauses, and unexpected appearances by pets, children, or anything else that disrupts the smooth flow of the online gathering.
Stan's meeting with his boss turned into a Zoomaggedon, when his dog burst through the door.
by monkdoc January 8, 2024
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Zoomaggedon

The chaotic and often comical state that ensues during a virtual meeting on Zoom, characterized by technical glitches, awkward pauses, and unexpected appearances by pets, children, or anything else that disrupts the smooth flow of the online gathering.
That meeting was an absolute Zoomaggedon. The dog went crazy barking at the mail man, and the kids caused so much disruption.
by monkdoc January 22, 2024
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Zoomagas

when you fart in a room full of people and leave in a zoom; the younger, classier sister of crop dust
That person farted and dipped. What a zoomagaser!
by icloggedthetoliet April 18, 2024
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zoomagas

when you fart in a room full of people and zoom out of the room; the younger, classier sister of crop dust
That person farted and dipped. What a zoomagaser!
by icloggedthetoliet April 18, 2024
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zooman

zooman (noun)

A person known exclusively through video calls (especially Zoom), never encountered in physical space, and therefore distinct from a “human” in the sense of lived, in-person experience.

A relationship that exists only in virtual interaction, lacking the full dimensionality, sensory presence, and embodied connection associated with a human you’ve met face-to-face.
“We’ve shared a lot online, but he’s still a zooman, not yet a human in my world.”
by groberto78 March 19, 2026
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zooackuside

to sleep in a zoo cage with wield lamas that commit suicide
a evil boy that is getting taken over by the devil that cant stand lamas so he is put thorw zooackuside
by zwt December 16, 2006
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zoomerang

An interjection often used in a sarcastic sense to overplay the greatness of a situation/accomplishment/ statement of another.
Jessie: "I'm going hiking this weekend and you don't get to go."

Allan: "Zoomerang!"
by A11an May 7, 2008
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