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A show revolving around possible government conspiracies, with Jesse Ventura.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.

Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.

Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.

The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?

Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
by GodBoognishSatan November 22, 2010
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Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery

A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking
"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!"
by Adam Owada May 7, 2008
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Sex with Alex Gaskarth

Sex with Alex Gaskarth is impossible, unless you're Jack Barakat then you may have swag
by ofmiceandperverts November 14, 2013
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get away with murder

a phrase that describes liberties that someone takes because of their status, whether social, economic, looks, personality, etc.
Look at how she is working that poor sucker, she'll get away with murder.
by bumdharma July 16, 2010
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Good Luck With That

Phrase where you don't really care what happens, you're just glad it's not you who has to do the said person's task.
DUDE 1: My Mom wants me to go on a diet where I have to eat only lemons and cabbage and drink only prune juice.
DUDE 2: Good luck with that. (Thinking: Haha! Loser!)
by Jim E. Junk May 13, 2006
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Niggers with puppets

What I woulda called Sesame Street had the white man not stole my concept.
I was gonna call it N.W.P.! Niggers with puppets! Catchy, ain't it?
by Chris Rock mutha fucka May 23, 2007
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Blair Witch Project

Depending on who you talk to, this is either:
a) A revolutionary, scary as fuck film
b) An over-rated peice of shit

The film was sucsessful due to a very well planned internet advertising campaign and shit-loads of hype. Of course, due to the film being shot in the amateur-style, shaky fashion, a lot of people thought that the film was genuine.

If you think about it, the film couldn't be real, because:

Why would they take their cameras with them and leave them on, even when they're being chased and are about to die?

The film wouldn't have been released, as the parents of the students probably wouldn't have allowed them.

The scariness of the film majorly depends on whether you thought it was real, and by the time it was released, it had got out that it wasn't.

But what also made the film scary was that it leaves most of it to your imagination. While a lot of moden horror films have massive amounts of gore and violence, this film has one scene where one of the documentary makers opens a package to reveal a small body part. That's it. The rest of the film relies on distant noises and panic to keep you on the edge of your seat.

One peice of advice if you haven't seen the film and want to or if you are still confused by the ending - research it on the internet first, and pay attention to the part where they are speaking to local residents about the Blair Witch. The ending is confusing if you don't, very confusing. I won't spoil it.

The Blair Witch has become one of the biggest grossing movies of all time, due to it's miniscule budget and massive box office sucsess.
The Blair Witch Project: The inspiration for a new type of horror film.
by Antony August 20, 2006
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