Wheel Washer

Someone who is not that great at there job, but gets to keep their emplyment by cleaning the wheels of their boss's truck

Fred: "Man Hayden does fuck all, how does he keep his job?"
Tony: "Coz the guys a fucking wheel washer"

by Evetsmahluc August 3, 2020

Squeezing the wheel

A term used for a guy masturbating while driving.

Last week, I saw a guy squeezing the wheel on 696.

by spada128 April 30, 2008

whiffer wheel

a hippo tht thinks its a camel

Adam is a whiffer wheel

by Jeff Hoppens November 22, 2007

First-wheeling

To go on a date with oneself.

Lonewolf love and self care to the max. To lay out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; to unicycle into the satin-colored sunset, complimenting yourself on the summer outfit; when you return home, to look in the mirror, tell yourself "my treat," and then to blush.

Now that I’m single I’ll be arguing with myself over who pays the bill and eating all my own popcorn. First-wheeling with no handlebars.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

grease wheel

pizza, or a round of dough ferda.

man that grease wheel is ferda, Thanks Brandon.

by jack-n-tosh May 29, 2017

scroll wheel

A voice crack when playing World at War zombies

Use the scroll wheel

by Dick_Chocola May 7, 2015

Ghost Wheel

When a persons gf/bf is not able to attend a non declared date, with a group of friends who all happen to be couples, because they are in a long distance relationship.

Example:
At a table of friends.
Deanna: "You guys want to come to a movie tonight?"
Mike: "Ya sure i'll come!"
Deanna: "Great! Text ya with the details later!"

Later that day.

Deanna: "Hey Mike, the movie is at 8."
Mike: "Ok, cool. Who all is coming?"
Deanna: "Daph & Bry, Amy & James, Kozy & I"

Mike: "Ohhhh... ok, thinking in head yeah i'll be the Ghost Wheel..., but movie will be amazing, to bad my girlfriend Hillary and I aren't in the same city :(

by mj2borla November 26, 2010