water nazi 

A swim instructor or lifeguard that is over controlling.

Man, the lady at the pool today was a real water nazi.

water nazi by Senor Fuerte April 26, 2005

water toucher 

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two

i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher

water toucher by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006

Water Girl 

Any haole (caucasian) girl attending a private highschool in Hawaii known as Punahou who drives one of the following-
Mommy's Expedition (or any SUV for that matter)
Any 2001 or later Volkswagen

The vehicle MUST be equipped with the following-
A. Surf Racks (With or without a brand new, unused, undersized shortboard or oversized longboard)
B. Kayak Racks (OPTIONAL)
C. Numerous quicksilver/roxy stickers
D. White vinyl hibiscus or hawaiian sea turtle window decals
E. Hawaiian print seat covers

I almost got rear ended by this water girl at the stoplight. She was obviously trying too hard to be "local" and got caught up in thinking about what she was going to tell her stupid punaho's about the waves today, even though she's never been surfing in her life.

Water Girl by MVC March 21, 2003

Water Mexican 

A person of Filipino ancestry. Essentially the Mexicans of the Pacific, Filipinos have the propensity to do otherwise Mexican jobs like cleaning hotel rooms, yard work, and nursing in aquatic Pacific rim nations.

Ramos works in IT? I would have figured she was a maid since she's a Water Mexican.

Water Mexican by SalamatPo June 11, 2009

water bra 

A cruel trick perpetrated by victorias secret. Well I know her secret, she's a fucking whore.

I heard a pop, and suddenly I found myself soaking wet. As I stood there with my mouth agape, staring stupidly at her sopping wet chest, with it's now lop sided breasts, it begain to dawn on me that I had been the victim of a most cruel hoax. The water bra.

water bra by Stash_Master August 14, 2006

water balloon 

You're fucking a girl with a condom, when you blow your wad in it take it off and smack her with it. Thus pissing her off but giving yourself a very good laugh.

Oh my god i got brittany with a water balloon last night.

water balloon by Josh Quail December 23, 2007

Water Birth

The act of deficating in a pool.

Dude, I totally gave water birth in some random pool last night!

Water Birth by lipitor June 30, 2010