Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland

Chick code for, "I have my period". Used in mixed company so as not to gross out any male innocents.

Girl 1: Hey, Shauna -- are you going to wear your freak at the show tonight?"

Girl 2: Nope, can't do it. My Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland."

by toniwithaneye November 26, 2006

Vista High School

a high school in vista, ca where you get the steriotypical people. the cheerleaders are sluts. the band people are nerds. the evil teachers are actually as bad as we make them sound. the good teachers are awsome and get fired beccause the administration thinks that they have too many undeserved good scores when the truth is that we actually LIKE the class so we actually try....... the perverted people are really gross. the class clowns are funny. the stoners are always as high as the day is long and want you to be high too.

Person 1: Dude, do you go to Vista High School?
Person 2: Ya.
Person 1: Which cheerleaders have you slept with?
Person 2: Which ones have'nt i slept with is the real question........

by menagerie_master April 16, 2011

Rape Vision

Rape vision is activated when you walk into a crowded room or party, particularly one with many female counterparts. The female is selected then raped visually and mentally. A person with rape vision can be spotted if you hear them randomly yell out "RAPE VISION: ACTIVATE!" Once this is activated, it cannot be stopped.

During the party, a little asian boy searched out the room for his next victim using his rape vision.

by MikeHawke132341 September 7, 2009

visa run

A term originating among expatriates living in Thailand, a visa run is a quick, one-day trip across the border of a neighboring country and returning. This is typically done on or the day before the expiration of one's visa. Exiting the hosting country and instantly returning "resets the clock" on a pre-determined visa length to allow the visitor to extend their stay in the hosting country. Some nations have different laws controlling one's ability to perform consecutive visa runs, such as shortening the length of the subsequent visa, or limiting how many times within a given number of months one can perform a visa run.

My 60-day Thailand tourist visa expires tomorrow, so I'm taking a visa run into Cambodia in order to stay another 60 days.

by Frozen Donkey Wheel January 6, 2011

Spank-o-Vision

Colloquial for the hotel video-on-demand service, Spectravision, which offers guests a wide variety of adult, and thereby masturbatory, viewing fare.

I can't wait to check into the Marriott Marquis, and unwind with a little honor bar and some Spank-o-Vision.

by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

laser vision

a super power everyone wishes they had.

you wouldnt call me queer if i could shoot lasers out my eyes! LASER VISION!

by ally pow January 6, 2006

vistaster

n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization,

"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."

by Keely C. May 27, 2008