top notch twat

the best shit.

kid 1: this is some good weed.
kid 2: yh this be some top notch twat

by Insane cunt September 6, 2009

Swat the Twat

Not to be confused with Twat Swat.

What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.

When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".

by PercyJones March 24, 2012

twatwaffle

watwaffle (twat-wah-full):
n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.
n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b.
v.1 To ban; to totally pwn.

"That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."
or...
"I was twatwaffled by @Blue-Six....it hurt, a lot."

by Binary Cobalt Hanakari July 26, 2005

QUABBING A TWAB

When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head with a shovel for being such a dumb seal and continue to bone her. After your done, you poop on her.

when i went to the zoo, i quabbed a twab.

by THESHOKKKK February 17, 2005

twacked

When ample amount of meth is induced into the system and all reality becomes a back seat driver to meth. and no matter what your gonna be late to everything.

jaime must be twacked out because he said he would be here in fifteen minutes. He must have his hands in his fish tank re arranging it ...AGAIN

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

twatswatter

Very similar to the word that applies to men "cockblocker" or to be cockblocked. Simply means a girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Sarah: I was about to have sex with Kevin last night when my roommate came home.

Ashley: Damn! what a twatswatter!

by wizardofwords May 16, 2009

Twatois

Derived from the Guernsey dialect Patois,Twatois is the slang/swear sister language.

Originated and developed in 2005 by members of the Guernsey local music scene includes such words as chont and phrases like comedy bellend.

"Alright ya chont" - Twatois for cunt

"Allo Cunty!" typical Twatois greeting

by Rhi303 October 5, 2005